Ok, Future tense,,,,,,,,,,,6 Mar 2019 07:33
Hello Lancaster.
At the stroke of midnight t'was just tomorrow night..
There were raucous cheers to a wondrous sight ..
There were vigorous displays of glee and joy..
Aoka Mizu, she finally hooked up with her buoy.
She's a sprightly old girl with her new shiny rope..
T'has given us shareholders much needed hope..
Hello Buoy.
It's taken a while, but at last we're together..
We never thought we'd rid the inclement weather..
May the price of oil per barrel be ascending...
This companies reserves will not be descending..
It wouldn't augur well for shareholders at all..
If after all this time we went to the wall..
Hello Dr Trice.
We really would like more holes to be drilled..
As I'm sure you're aware we'd be immensely thrilled..
The Market spivs are stooping to an all time low..
Give us more wells, we'll make a lot more dough..
Hello Commissioning.
Maybe the government can pass it fit to commence ..
I'm sure the share price will add many pence..
The common man here will be suffering many pains..
While the Chancellor takes his ill gotten, capital gains...
Hello Ftse.
For all the wisdom on new corporate governance,...
A main FTSE listing should help with the finance..
For the ever shrinking pound, every family struggles more...
Just to upkeep the status quo of lifestyles we adore...
Hello Spirit...
The company should be seen doing much more this year...
To offset the many misdeeds by the spivs last year..
So commence the drilling at a great pace..
So we can tell all around, watch this space..
Hello BP, et al..
We know you're all watching and keeping quite shtum..
You'll pay the price, or you can swivel on the Doctors thumb..
So Bob Dudley, take heed of what we need..
Or be on your bicycle at supersonic speed..
Finally, Hello First oil.
Sit back, watch the black gold flow from deep within the Lancaster well...
We pray there be no catastrophic incidents so many barrels we sell...
Let the oil soaked shorters weep while they burn...
It's been a long time coming, but now it's our turn...
They'll rue this day for being caught short..
A sterner lesson they'll never be taught....
With this we now make a factual statement..
The place to be is a fractured basement..
Good luck AM and be safe to all on-board..
Should bring some relief to this bulletin board..
As we welcome a happy new year, Wherever you may be...
2019 may yet be the best that you'll possibly see!..
Good luck.
JB.