Bit of chatgpt pirate banter17 Jun 2025 11:53
Reasons to Board the Avacta Ship
1. A Treasure in the Making (Promisin’ Medicines)
Avacta’s lead cannonball — AVA6000 — be firin’ true so far, showin’ promise against scurvy cancers like soft tissue sarcoma. It be part o' their secret weapon, the pre|CISION™ alchemy, what makes deadly drugs smarter ‘n safer. Arrr, they be eyein’ riches by 2028 if all goes to plan.
2. Trusted by Other Sea Dogs (Analyst Praise)
The landlubbers at Peel Hunt and Simply Wall St say this vessel’s worth bettin’ on — with price targets at 99p to £1.06. That be a fair wind behind her!
3. Focus on Plunder (Oncology Only)
The crew’s cast off their diagnostics business to go full sail into cancer-fightin’. They even whisper o’ settin’ anchor on NASDAQ shores, where the gold runs deeper.