RE: Tiger's track record2 Dec 2021 17:35
Tiger's first day at the investment bank.
"So Tiger, what's your investment strategy?"
"If its the top riser, I'll buy $hitloads of it."
"Okay, when will you sell?"
"When it's the top loser."
"Okay Tiger, I think we have a position available in our 'ex investment banker' department"
"What do I do there?"
"Well, to start, mine is white with two sugars"
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