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Tonight I am still listening to radio adverts on LBC stating that the NHS test is accurate for home use to one in a thousand ? Is our Health Minister for Narnia and flags passing this stuff for broadcast or has this been passed on to the company responsible for the live stream from Glastonbury.

This government is so shallow they would be out of their depth in a shower tray . Will the big reveal come with the G7 . Flag waving opportunity to show the world that by dint of birth you are better than the rest of the world . If Hang@@@@ is an example of this god help us .

Ad has been running on LBC for about ten days . Same two ads one specific and the other more general .

In the middle of last night LBC ran an add for home testing . The test is 99.9 % accurate and results are within 30 minutes. Later adds seem to have been truncated. 99.9 % claim dropped . I think they played the wrong add early . I do hope Al has taken the time to go fishing this week he is going to be busy in the coming weeks .

Be a good day to smother news but as Dom was in charge of Moonshot I don’t think it will be high on the PR spin agenda . I would like to be wrong as Boris and his thieves are so keen on the we got things wrong but look what we got right . The classic Fred West a descent builder defence .

Fincrap in full reverse have issued a new statement promising a review of target price .

Awaiting the Ape to bang his chest wave his flag and give it world beating did this without the Eu ****** at 5 tonight .

Boris can say what he likes . Pauline decides on the crisps and their will be no cheese and onion .

It’s Emma Time , can’t touch this !

With apologies to anyone with baggy trousers .

Crisp response Timster

Trek £

Must be new .

Is it us ?

Pauline says she spoke to an Emma about the crisps it could be true . Still no cheese and onion .

Right Pauline has ordered the crisps and there are no cheese and onion. She used the VIP channel . She said she wasn’t sure how long the scruffy one that gave her his number would be around for so she struck while the iron ( not a John Lewis available model ) was hot . She was surprised to have to pay up front but evidently that’s the Cash and Carrie terms now the writing is on the very expensive walls .

Well someone had to .

Right just popped in to filter Colin and Cuthbert rampant chartist abuse and deramping . Today LFT’s are unreliable . Press will be full of it for the weekend . What a time for Boris to ride in on a flag wrapped Accuri to reveal his master stroke . Have a good weekend tear lumps off each other tonight , this may be your last opportunity to illustrate your vast intellect and overbearing opinions . I believe we maybe about to have our cake and eat it . Truly best of luck to the sensible ones .

Just popped in for a a fight who we chucking out today . Been on this for ages but so thrilled to find the filter button . Expect Fomo Friday will give us a good finish . Last time I looked at the charts Mungo Jerry were at the top . This board has descended into chaos . Is it us ? Good luck next week . When Boris can announce his flag waving world beating test . Anyone got any out of date crisps ?

Boris now claiming lockdowns work not vaccinations . Surge testing in three London boroughs . How long before hospitality takes another hit . If only they could find the asymptomatic cases before they mix . Right who wants a fight if only Matt Damon wasn’t floating in the Hudson .

Remember this is a government that expects you to climb over the passenger seat to get out of your car on a smart motorway . I can’t imagine the laughter and the directors horror when tried to film that when the well proportioned actor took five minutes . Well we will just cut that bit out and run the advert . Nothing to see here . Led by donkeys .

https://bidstats.uk/tenders/2021/W09/746193438

February 22 nd . Boris is advertising it now .

People might forget their passport . My cat has a chip in her neck maybe we could get one of these put in when we get the jab . I mean who could object to that ?