RE FSC5 Jul 2018 10:45
After a bad blowout three oilfield workers are walking around the rig site
A Roughneck, An MWD hand and a Directional Driller.
As they're walking along the edge of the pad, they see a naked foot sticking out of a bush. When they investigate, they find the nude body of the young female geologist. Her clothing must have been blown off her body by an explosion.
Out of respect and propriety, the Roughneck immediately takes off his hardhat and places it over her left breast.
Quickly following suit, the MWD hand takes off his hardhat and places it over her right breast.
They look at the Directional Driller. After much complaining and grumbling, the Directional Driller places his hardhat over the young woman's private parts.
The Toolpusher quickly comes over to check the body. He lifts the Roughneck's hardhat and then puts it back down and hastily scribbles some notes on his report. Then he lifts the MWD hardhat and puts it back down and takes some more notes. Finally he lifts the Directional Driller's hardhat and sets it back down. Hesitating, he bends back over, lifts it up and looks again, then sets it down.
Still unsure of what to do, he looks a third time underneath the Directional Driller's hardhat.
Annoyed, the Directional Driller asks him "what's wrong with you? Are you some kind of pervert?" "Well," said the Toolpusher, "I am just simply surprised. Normally, when you look under a directional driller's hat... you find an ar-hole."