I had a great day yesterday29 Sep 2019 10:43
Yesterday I spent the whole day going around our local car Parks looking for drivers of Ford cars. Now I have never owned a Ford and do not intend to do so in the future. When one pulled into a parking space I would approach the driver and inform them that the car they were driving was utter crap,not worth the money they had paid for it, and would not be able to sell it on in a month of Sunday’s.
I found to my delight that some drivers were taking what ever unfounded derogatory remarks I made about their car,they were believing me and getting rather upset. The more I ranted on the more I started to believed the utter rubbish I was spouting.
After many hours of this entertaining venture the local ford dealer was having to reduce the price of his stock on his forecourt as folks were believing me. I still not go and buy one of his cars as I have no need for a new one, but it was great fun.
Think I may have a pop at Mazda drivers next week, it’s a bit of fun and wastes up a day when I have nothing better to do. But it does however now allow me to park in the green boxes in the car park.