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Toffers, you're going to have to modify your tone. If you don't then no one is going to want to stand next to you outside Drake's chippy eating our post payout feast.

Why would 1.75p be fantastic, IKN?

The management team at the restaurant I was considering for the post payout feast have been monitoring this board. Their recommendation to me is to only use plastic cutlery. They feel the availability of steak knives is inviting trouble.

...would be a good time to get them, doctor. They're all full at it together, all in the same room. I'll throw in a distractor regarding golden nuggets and Pot Noodles, and you and the nurses grab as many as you can while they're not looking.

£1.45 share !! LOL. We're going to need a bigger calculator, Arthur.

Your summary, Toffers, leads me to believe that you don't think there'll be a multi million pound payout bonanza, nor that shareholders will be partying long and hard on the previously quoted 'golden shores'. Or have I misunderstood? :P

This is all making the seating plan, for the post payout bonanza feast, very tricky.

Pringles, even in green tubes, are off. Quavers all round.

With sufficient bait most fish can be enticed out. Gives us all a better handle on who's who.

Ian is trapped on his mobility scooter just off the end of Southend pier. Tilly, who is suffering from Pot Noodle poisoning, has set sail to rescue him and Mac is off his rocks on Kola Koka, lying on the poop deck. (Or so I'm told)

The sandy shores and golden treasures must be close now. We were promised them.

No I'm not, Murzy. If that was an invitation to join the club you're a member of then you'll have to count me out old boy. Sorry to disappoint. :)

Is Ian still deep pond diving among the Koi, looking for his car keys? Has SillyWizz recruited him onto the good ship Noodle? Did they inadvertently jump into the concrete canoe and are now themselves permanently moored below The Ouse down at Alcaster Malbis? What became of all the treasure on the golden shores?

I was going to get the Dandelion & Burdock on pre order and ready. Looking a bit dodgy again now and so paused it, with the Pringles.

Despite the numerous thinly disguised intimations that squid should be on the York extravaganza menu, I'm afraid, at the moment, it falls outside of budget. Sorry.

The recent upsurge in price has allowed the caterers to consider putting Pringles back onto the post payout feast.

I'll update you..........shortly, Wolfie.

Toffers. Contact ITV. They may be interested in serializing your story.

Is today the day you're right, Noba?

I thought it was deliberate: 'I can taste it' Maybe not :P