Product Use Advice for Trolls24 Nov 2020 23:50
Hello, I Hope you all have a lovely nights sleep after the SP has had a good rise today and after that great RNS.
If not of course.....
Don’t forget the Award Winning Blood Orange Tincture to help you if having trouble sleeping.
And if you have a little earache don’t forget the anti inflammatory properties of CBD.
Of course if your face is getting wrinkly with all the frowning and lack of sleep, the award winning night cream is lovely also.
And look out for the Anti-Ageing product(s) to be launched soon, along with the FSA complaint ingestible range.
And if your based in the USA don’t forget to try our very special and unique Hemp Smokes (they aren’t like any of the other ones) and the very Unique CBD Isolate smokes with zero THC.
The good thing about the no THC is it will stop you from having any kind of wacky dreams which you seem to like writing about in here, not that the Hemp smokes contain enough to cause them, just that over active imagination of yours..
Of course if you are having a Calm, Minty or Hemp smoke, you don’t even need a lighter.... No it’s not another patent pending application you sillies, like a self lighting smoke, but look, your shorts are on fire, just use those.
Also stop chewing wasps, we have lovely Vanilla, Mint and Peach Flavour Chews to replace them, or nasty tobacco.
If your hands are sore from all your keyboard warrior smashing keys we have lovely hand cream also, oh and that’s award winning too!
Toodles for now, and sweet dreams.
Love and Hugs,
“Forever Hopeless” Dave.