A Cineworld Story7 Sep 2022 15:29
Cine was a bright, bubbly ambitious company, recently hitched to Regal, decided to have night out on the tiles to celebrate by getting completely drunk on their favourite tipple call debt.
Not the cleverest of ideas granted, but on the way home Cine got caught out and missed the last train/cab home due to Covid, stumbling in the dark, broke a heel, threw up and fell over a hedge in a really poor way. A few shorters and market manipulators, out looking for an easy screw saw Cine now poor and helpless decided to slip in and leave it on the pavement, underwear around the ankles, with a bloodied lip and a black eye.
A few onlookers called Motley Fool, the FT and Sunday Times pointed and laughed at their misfortune and even went on to say they were asking for it because they chose to get drunk so of course it was inevitable this would happen. Worse still they called up their mates to tell them to have a go while Cine was still powerless and reeling and on the ground.
Now Cine is at its lowest ebb but after taking all this abuse still has some energy left, the night is coming to an end and with a last effort to pick itself up with the little dignity left hoping to find a safe place to shelter,
How the story ends no one really knows, but shame on those who revel in its misery and profit from such an unfortunate set of circumstances that have put them in this position.