A Golf Story22 Feb 2024 06:27
Percy was a decent golfer, played off 2 (handicap) and was one of the best players at West Dean Golf Club.
One summer, a new crop of golfers joined the club; they were keen, practiced a lot and before long seemingly knew every inch of the course,
However, they were no match for Percy; he always seemed to beat them and it was not long until they made the games a little more interesting and put a few quid on each hole. OK, so he did lose the occasional match and would lose a few holes - but Percy knew that he always would come out on top. If all else failed he usually went 'double or quits' and would win on the 18th!
Things carried on this way for a while although the gap between the players was narrowing. One day though these golfers found a new club to play. This club was more professional; It had a number of county players and only let in new members if they met a tough set of criteria and passed a number of tough tests.
Percy did not care though, he just carried on playing his golf at West Dean
A year or so later Percy had a great run in the local county championship reaching the latter rounds where things were getting pretty serious. Everything was going so well for Percy. In the semi-final he was drawn against a familiar face - it was of his old foes who used to be a member of West Dean. Percy was rubbing his hands together with glee
The day arrived and boy!, did Percy take a pasting. He had underestimated his opponent who had made some new friends, mastered some new shots and had recently been awarded their county badge (a real milestone that permitted his opponent to start playing with and against the best in the counyy) . They'd put the usual wagers on and shortly after the turn (Hole 10 out of 18 for non golfers) and a much earlier than usual, Percy was well down so he doubled up but it did not go well this time....Percy doubled up on the 10th, 11th and 13th.
Percy felt sick - his oppenent was a no longer the novice, no longer a chance for Percy to make easy money.
Percy was walking to the 16th tee with 3 holes to play and three holes down, having won just 3 of the first 15 holes. Percy was staring at defeat and the prospect of handing over a wad of cash equivalent to about half of everything he'd ever won from his plucky opponent.
I will leave the story there for now - but here were Percy's 2 main options:
1. Aim to play out the last 3 holes with a focus on purely forcing an extra hole to progress to the final - i.e. no more side bets
2. Go again, agree a 'double or quits' on the 16th putting himself under intense pressure and risk doubling his losses