Member Info for Hartlepoolbob

Officer drivel... I never forget a face🤡

I trust you devilsbeast.. if you say it’s a sell them it must be..

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Love the way the crushing circuit was hidden from this mornings picture.. betyer that lovely young Aaron’s saving it for later

Grist to the wres mill, literally ! .. good stuff loads going on down there at La Parrilla

You are getting progressively dafter. You were daft a year back, you went though a short stage of remission a short while ago and it looked like could even become undaft. Sadly you now seem to have the full and perhaps incurable stage, known professionaly as “dafter that daft” if we advertised for a board dafty you’d be over qualified..
It’s a great shame cos when you were just plain daft we all wanted to nurse you and cuddle you cleverer. But you now need to be somewhere that your full blown daftness can be of benefit to people aspiring to your level of daftness.
So with the passing of the late, great Ken Dodd i hereby anoint you professor of daftness for the whole of knotty ash university. With this position comes the royal order of the garter title “stupidus capitus ”

Put some wet things on the line this morning... and abracadabra they’re bone dry now.. must be the new pegs I got for the woman’s birthday

So pleased you showed up jaffacake, been dull wifout u x

Soz

May all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny’s 🍩🍩

Jaffacake dear, Marcus Garvey is a cover name for Mrs kev... there’s them that know their doughnuts and them wot don’t 🍩🍩🍩🍩

Half way through October mate .. lol

He wanders the bbs after sundown like a disgruntled headless knight from days gone by

I remember the wonderful deramper ploppydon .. he was good, good enough to make think about being invested here.. ahhhh, the good old days🎭

Yer can’t tie a stocking together with a jubilee clip !!! Unless oldies still got his leg in it

Its true I tell yer, except the bit about grandad swearing.. the old boy never cussed in 91 years

During the First World War When many of the towns men were serving abroad, one of my grandads (born in 1899) non steelworks jobs was to help out with general church duties on the headland. One night he was asked to carry the corpse of an old man from a attic bedroom to the morticians cart on the street.
He was only 16 and very nervous, anyhow he set to the unpleasant task and got the heavy body on his shoulder to carry him down the first short spiral staircase.
He was half way down when a large amount of gas escaped from the dead body.. grandad dumped the body on the stairs and screamed out “ if yer well enough to fart yer can walk down yersel”

Roy’s slow to wade in this morning

"Once, in a tea shop, some soldiers were boasting about a few of their recent victories. The local people were gathered around them, listening eagerly. 'And I took my double-edged sword and charged the enemy fearlessly!' said one. Then there was a loud round of applause. 'Oh, that reminds me,' remarked Hodja, 'of the time I cut the leg off an enemy on the battlefield. I cut it right off!' 'Sir, it would have been better,' replied the captain of the solders, 'to have cut off his head.' 'Of course, I would have. But somebody else had already done that!'"

We should of left you out in Spain junior, in charge of the camera.. we could of got you an electric wheelchair and stealthy could of put some big tyres on it