RE: Nvidia26 Feb 2026 07:55
DL
Right team who covers Nvidia?
Team
Silence
DL
Well one of you must! Look at that sheets I made last month
Team
Oh yeah it’s me boss. Sorry boss
DL
Well there’s talk in the market that they want to buy us.
Team
Wow. Really boss? That would be great boss.
Where did you hear that boss?
DL
LSE
Team
The London Stock Exchange? Wow it doesn’t get more credible than that.
DL
No idiots. That LSE website where we hook everybody in and raise money with zero consequences. Anyway no matter. You Ned to put a call in.
Team
Hello Nvidia can I speak to Jensen please? It’s the sales team from Ethernity Networks. Ethernity Networks.
Yes of course, E,T,H, no H not A, then E,R,N,I,T,Y then networks. He should know who we are. He doesn’t, ok.
Long pause……..
Oh you don’t take cold calls. I see. Well there’s rumours about in the market that you’d like to take us over.
Hello? Hello?
I’ve just got cut off boss.
DL
Did the deny the rumours?
Team
Well no, not exactly. But they ve never heard of us.
DL
RNS that we are in talks with a Tier 1 company and things are progressing……