Pond do it all for me lol7 Feb 2025 23:39
What do you get if you cross a pond and a bank? I donβt know, but I wouldnβt ask for a loan!
Where do tadpoles go to learn? The lily pad-brary, of course!
Heard about the psychic frog? He could predict the future, toadally!
Whatβs a frogβs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola.
Why are ponds always so gossipy? They have big mouths and lots of reeds!
I tried to make a belt out of lily padsβ¦ It just kept falling apart β no pond-eration whatsoever!