RE: For @TC19 Aug 2022 21:05
Although not a golfer I do like the one about the chap who mi****s his tee shot, sending the ball out into the nearby main road. It smashes through the windscreen of a passing car which careers into a nearby petrol station, exploding in a huge ball of fire. Naturally distraught, he screams "Oh my God! What have I done? What am I going to do?!!" "Try tilting your shoulders a bit more" his opponent replies.