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Good Evening Gentlemen,
It has been a steady week with 'My Other Love', GSK, being performant. VOD is making a little progress too and I am very pleased with my SLA. Sterling is sliding away and the poo holding firm. The impertinent Chinese have been showing a little cheek this week and I don't mean in the synchronised diving competition. The Chinese would do well to learn from history, as their Empire will fall apart sooner rather later in the current climate.
BJ is fending off Jezza who is sounding like the OTHER JEZZA, salt over the shoulder, with all his spending commitments and although Jezza may say he wants out of Europe, his remoaner instincts cannot be trusted. Tiny brain stiffed. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
Our Donnie has folded on the Chinese and one suspects that the markets will be cheered by the news. The Iranians in Tehran have been quite this week, meaning that they must be up to no good on the sly. BJ has been good as gold all week, which is a first! We will make a PM out of him yet.
Mohammad has cordially invited my little T-Rexess and I to join him on his yacht this summer in the Caribbean. I must say, Mohammad's yacht is rather magnificent over 5 decks. He has 14 crew. My little T-Rexess is enjoying a cucumber sandwich with Mohammad and Rafael at tonight's soiree. I shall be partaking too with our other guests. Tiny brain sailing away. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
We can look forward to the poo rising this week, as the bad boys of Tehran continue to vex our Donnie. There will only be one winner in all this: Us. One has been busy trying to prevent the poo from hitting the fan with the OTHER JEREMY. I have to throw salt over my left shoulder.
With BJ's little raptor being of the leash in the past week, it was necessary to have a 'huddle' the other evening. We have formulated a plan to mitigate the OTHER JEREMY. My little T-Rexess dubbed BJ's raptor as a Dippydocus, which one feels is quite appropriate. Tiny brain going extinct. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
One availed oneself of the opportunity to top up for one more time in this past in the latest lull. The Iranians are spoiling for a fight and we may be forced to oblige. Now that our BJ is to be crowned, Sterling is tanking at the prospect of a NO DEAL Brexit, only this time it is for REAL.
BJ is following our hymn sheet beautifully. Now that austerity, I will be mightily relieved for the tax threshold hike. A CGT threshold hike wouldn't go amiss too. My little T-Rexess has got her eye on a new luxury yacht, and I can tell you that they don't come cheap. Tiny brain taxed out of existence. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
Sterling's rally at the prospect of NO BREXIT under the 'By the Lady' SOCIALISTS has rather tempered our divi at 8.045p. faRAGE is an utter nuisance hitting us all in the pocket. The dip that I was expecting for BP didn't fully materialise and so I am keeping my powder dry. I am PLEASED to report that I NAILED the BT dip. Even CNA is recovering for me with a thumping divi due.
Sorry Michael, you can't come to our parties, besides, my little T-Rexess is a stickler for LONGERS. Our BJ is keeping a low profile for now under instruction, as the competition shoot themselves in the foot while aiming for BJ's back. Tiny brain will self-destruct in 5 seconds. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
One suspects our Donnie is venting his continual sexual frustration on the Japanese, Chinese, Iranians, Mexicans and it may be us 'Old Blighty's' turn next week. There are certainly rich pickings to be had and I have harvested more BT in its distressed state. I may well be topping up in BP this coming week as the poo continues to slide. Sterling is continuing to crumble, let us pray for further weakness and we may reap a 8.3p divi.
Sadly, our faithful opted for faRAGE last week, however for all his rantings, it will ultimately be BJ that will deliver our NO DEAL Brexit. faRAGE just muddies the waters unfortunately and could even cost us Brexit. I am sure our Queen will sooth Donnie's frustrations. God save the Queen! Tiny brain being tortured. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
One shouldn't be too despondent with this week's fall of poo, as Sterling continues to crumble. Our divi is set to be well North of 8p.
My little T-Rexess has been concerned for our Donnie for quite some time. 'He is spending far too much time with that Mr Bolton', my little T-Rexess says through pouted lips. I have to agree, 5 minutes with Mr Bolton and I would lose the will to live. 'Let's invite Donnie and BJ to next month's 'Cowboys and Bucking Broncos' party!', my little T-Rexess enthuses. A few good bucks with our very best fillies and BJ will have Donnie ready to sign on the dotted line. Tiny brain bucked. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
It has been an excellent week with BP and 'My Other Love', GSK, being in sparkling form and riding the ex-divi day like my little T-Rexess on her mount over the Sussex hedges. Sterling is weakening and I may see my first £50K BP divi. The GSK divi isn't far behind.
One hopes that the British public will be reassured with Theresa's imminent departure. faRAGE isn't to be encouraged. The 'By the Lady' SOCIALISTS are brazenly invading this realm unfortunately. The Chinese have all the luck; they are able to build all the coal-fired power stations that they like, re-educate dissenters in Boot Camps and refuse to buy BP's Green Technology. Meanwhile, some of our lot would like to see Scotland under 1km of pack ice with woolly mammoths roaming the Glens again. It would work for me if the Scots didn't mind living in igloos. Tiny brain frozen over. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
I opted to top up before ex-divi day to supplement the divi while the SP is depressed. It seemed wude to refuse. I have been topping up in 'My Other Love', GSK, while the SP is favourable and I may go again on further weakness in SP. While Donny is flexing his muscle at the Chinese, one takes the opportunities that present themselves.
My little T-Rexess has been thinking and theorising this week, which is typically a bad thing, only this time my little T-Rexess may have a point. "Who in their right mind joins a group of people he hates and marries one of them?", my little T-Rexess muses. In a flash of brilliance, my little T-Rexess postulates, "faRAGE is addicted to make-up sex!". Tiny brain being disseminated. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
While the poo has retreated a tad, Donny's Iranian oil embargo is tightening which should lift spirits. The conundrum I have is whether to top up before or after ex-divi day.
The debacle of recent months in our GREAT party will shortly resolve. We have also been busy behind the scenes clearing the decks for BJ's coronation. Gavin's fox has been shot. Never trust a Northener. Sanity is now prevailing and we will have our 'NO DEAL' Brexit after a General Election. God Save the Queen. Tiny brain is being recalled. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
I availed myself of the opportunity to top-up in BP in the current lull in proceedings prior to ex-divi day.
On my way to the dealing room I was rudely interrupted by 'By the Lady' SOCIALISTs, however being somewhat contrite about not wilfully offending again, I set about educating the masses. I explained that BP and British Coal had staved off the next Ice Age that is due now. It is the Chinese opening new coal-fired power stations and Brazilians and Indonesians deforesting that was the main problem. A more appropriate demonstration venue is Tianamen Square, I said. Before I got the chance to educate on BP's new Green Technology, I sensed it was prudent to carry on my way. While Sussex people may leave Sussex, the Sussex mentality never leaves its people. Tiny brain frosted over like 17th century Thames. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
The poo continues to hold firm and we hope for a hike in the divi, as Donnie buys our oil.
It has been a funny old week that started on the occasion of my little T-Rexess' birthday. I stayed at residence for the big day. A rather handsome officer attended just after lunch and of course, it was imagined to be from Dmitri. After my little T-Rexess' indiscretion for refusing to understand the true nature of the officer's business, we both ended up going down to the police station.
In the back of the police car, I tipped my little T-Rexess the wink and we went into 'stealth mode' that we learnt in our insider dealing investigation. My little T-Rexess opted to go 'au naturelle' down below the skirt.
"Mr Dumbdog, we have received reports that you have been offending LSE Chat room users". "Oh dear", I reply. "Do you think all BARC investors are idiots?". Here we go again, "No comment". "Do you think all Sussex people are inferior?". Well, they do invest in BARC, "No comment". "Do you think all CNA investors are imbeciles?". Mustn't incriminate myself, "No comment".
My little T-Rexess had a fabulous interview and no charges were pressed and we have a NEW recruit for this evenings party. My little T-Rexess and I are off to the Cayman Islands to process the proceeds of our ARRS takeover. Teeny brain been nicked. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
My portfolio has achieved low-earth orbit on the way to the STARS, despite CNA applying the reverse thrusters. BP is maintaining steady forward momentum and even my European investments, Schneider Electric, are performant.
Theresa continues to tease but she has been rumbled now and it would be cruel to taunt the old girl further. Monsieur Macron will seal our NO DEAL this week one hopes. I am sure the EU Parliament will be glad to see the back of Nigel's 'Old Peculiar' bottom burps. Tiny brain vanishing into the mist. bfn
Good evening gentlemen,
My portfolio is heading for the STARS with BP continuing to strengthen and My Other Love performing excellently. I was gratified that Donnie took my sage advice and bought from BP to plug his shortfall of oil from Venezuela. I was also gratified that the BP FD tended to my divi rather than his PA as happened at Christmas.
The DUP, Monsieur Francois and Andrew did us proud while BJ and JRM 'went batting for the other side'. It is the 'Peace in our time' moment all over again but instead of a piece of paper from Hitler, we have a 500-page dense legal treaty from the EU that rips our Kingdom apart. PEOPLE just don't GET IT, it is ECONOMIC WARFARE and the EU wants us as harmless as the Monty Python Knight sporting 'MERE FLESH WOUNDS'. Tiny brain caved in. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
It was a truly scrumptious week until Thursday evening when the EU wet their pants at the prospect of a NO-DEAL Brexit and the IMF put a lid on the global economy. My portfolio was breaking new records with the resurgent BP and My Other Love, GSK doing well. I decided to hop aboard CNA this past week but that cash-cow just lifted its tail and delivered a long dollup of pat. Hey-ho, I am in for the long run. Our BP divi was not what it could have been
Or is it just us gentlemen giving you hot sweats and damaging your vocal chords Theresa?? MEANWHILE, BJ has been seen getting his crown jewels out in preparation to lead our Party and Government. My little T-Rexess is eager to polish the jewels until they sparkle and I would personally tend to the ruby on top. Tiny brain aching. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
Donnie has lost his grip of our poo, as his sanctions around the world start to bite. One has to wonder if he has ever known if his left hand has known what his right hand is doing. I am sure that Stormy Daniels would agree too. I suspect our SP may rise a tad but the remoaners have carboshed our divis.
I hate sprouts. Particularly Brussells sprouts and I had a childhood flashback caused by THERESA this week. Mother was always a stickler for tradition and we always had to have sprouts with the Christmas dinner, despite the top boffing. When young Teddy turned up on the scene, Mother HAD to puree the sprouts for the little blighter in his high-stool. It did not go well and Teddy turned into a miniature green volcano. I am still chilled by the high pitch screams as the puree came back down his nose.
In the same way, THERESA is trying to force her VERY UNPLEASANT HALF-BAKED Brexit down all of our throats and it will only be the EU laughing at our expense. Tiny brain has caved in. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
Another lacklusture week reflecting global economy flat and our NO DEAL Brexit looking unlikely.
With Monsieur Francoise now leading our Brexit charge and Channel 4 pulling down Aaron's trousers to reveal all, I for one will be having some stiff G & Ts at tonight's party. Tiny brain has shrivelled. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
Our poo is holding up despite Donniy's best efforts to flush it down the pan. The remoaners have it at the moment and it seems like we can kiss goodbye to our 10p divi with NO DEAL Brexit which hurts. We will be lucky to see 7.7p.
It is uncanny how Theresa has behaved this past 2 years. It could have been straight out of the movie BASIC INSTINCT. First she crosses her legs to excite the DUP, then screws us Brexiteers with our hands tied to bed and all the while has remoaners watching and saving the best for them.
Meanwhile my little T-Rexess has just painted Spreadsheet's face on our inaugorating DC boar's head for tonight's party. Teeny brain disappearing. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
The poo has held up for us but Theresa will have to make it crystal clear to the markets this week that we are intent on a NO DEAL. Anything less leaves tied to the EU. As I predicted, the EU won't budge the tiniest bit until they see the colour of our eyes on the 30th March but by then we will have our trade deal with Chile and we will be negotiating with our Commonwealth and our favourite, the good old USA! By God, Britannia will rule the waves again!!
We will continue to pray for our NO DEAL Brexit and sterling tanking for MAXIMUM dividend on the eve of our NO DEAL Brexit. My tiny brain has vanished. bfn
Good Evening Gentlemen,
It has been a SPLENDIFEROUS week with almost full planetary alignment! My other love rallied, BP put in an unexpected spurt and ARRH is riding the crest of a wave. My little T-Rexess has been TOP-TEASING and actually drew tears from her BARC, or should I say BAAA Sussex friends. Even Old Fruitee is crying in his beer.
We have been busy tightening up the screws in Theresa's new backbone following Mr Tusk's and Spreadsheet's meddling. It is just about holding up but needs daily maintenance.
Let us pray for a MAGNIFIQUE week next week with the markets starting to belief in a NO DEAL Brexit. Little brain diminishing. bfn