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Good Evening Gentlemen,
One has been on active duty during the course of the previous week forsaking one’s party last weekend. We didn’t win the election to do the bidding of the ‘By the Lady!’ SOCIALISTS. They have their train and enough is enough, BJ is reminded. Mohammad pulled out of ‘My Other Love’, GSK two weeks ago. One is rather attached to one’s GALATIC ORGASMATRON and one politely refused to sell it to Mohammad at any price.

BP continues to disappoint although one is cheered by the increase in the divi and Mr Looney is following one’s sage advice. Percy, NG and SLA have helped stymie one’s losses over the past two weeks.

My little T-Rexess has a sore throat and has self-quarantined herself from her Sussex friends. However, my little T-Rexess will be good for this evening’s party one hopes. Tiny brain Coronaed. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
One has been asked to comment on our Mr Looney’s ambitions for BP. While it is considered ‘Trendy’ to trash organic energy, it will remain the only viable, safe and convenient energy for decades to come. Electric cars will satisfy the urban commuter market only. One must remain calm and carry on while maintaining focus on clear goals.

One advises Mr Looney to bear down on the cost of production as his first priority. It important to draw a clear distinction between BP and the eco-vandals of China, Australia, Brazil, Germany and on and on. The flight of capital is a concern. Dividends MUST be raised.

One’s GALATIC ORGASMATRON was a TRIUMPH at one’s BREXIT party last evening. Mohammad was in AWE as his ladies took to the seat. Mohammad thought Fatima was chewing on a pickled onion during the ‘Andromeda Adventure’ cycle but Fatima assured Mohammad, ‘It was just the SEAT!!’. Tiny brain blown away. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
The naughty schoolchildren got both barrels from our Donnie this week and it was high time. It is such lame thinking that has tarred BP with the dirty Aussie and Chinese coal scandal. The burning of rainforests and too many people on this planet are the other elephants in our small room.

On a happier note, one’s portfolio is SINGING like a choirboy!! ‘My Other Love’, GSK, is looking set for a new WR. Percy achieved a WR and NG a PB.

My little T-Rexess remains chipper and has been consoling her Sussex friends after our Queen ‘Showed the Door’ to the Sussexes. Such a cruel world.

One’s GALATIC ORGASMATRON, that was acquired from the cellar of one’s late father in the new year, has been vexing one’s residence technician. It does resemble H.G.Wells’ ‘Time Machine’, with a large spinning disk to the rear. ‘It moves in mysterious ways’, one’s technician reports. Mohammad is most intrigued and is bringing two of his favourite ladies to our BREXIT party. Tiny brain entering a wormhole. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
One’s portfolio continues to FIZZ while one harvests FANTASTIC dividends. One’s GSK has landed and will soon percolate.

Our Donnie continues to infuriate the Bad Boys of Tehran as last week’s MASTERSTROKE continues to give.

One is toasting our HUNT at this evening’s party. It was high time we paid a visit to my little T-Rexess’ Sussex friends. While my little T-Rexess partook of tea and biscuits with her Sussex friends, Dmitri, friends and I went out nipping the local foxes behind the ear. My little T-Rexess was DELIGHTED to report of one choking on a biscuit and one swooning at the presentation of a brush. Tiny brain on the naughty step AGAIN. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
One had a THOROUGHLY SPLENDID time with Mohammad and Randy and one is now fresh and eager to INVEST. One imagines that the environmentalists are pleased with our Donnie for nipping a UN designated terrorist and increasing the cost of our oil in one masterstroke. One wholeheartedly agrees that a premium must be paid for our quality oil in this so-called climate emergency. One’s portfolio is continuing to FIZZ with the return of BP.

My little T-Rexess and I were so PARTICULARLY enamoured with Blessing that she is joining us at our residence next month. Her naughty schoolgirl act was a treat, however Mohammad failed to see the humour saying ‘TOO many NAUGHTY schoolgirls’. Tiny brain on the naughty step. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
With a little help from BP, one’s portfolio has already scaled NEW HEIGHTS with ‘My Other Love’, GSK going GANGBUSTERS. Ably supported by Percy, SLA, NG and even ‘My ******’ CNA is rising from the ashes with the ‘By the Lady!’ SOCIALISTS wondering what has just happened. However, one will not rest on one’s laurels, as one looks forward to the New Year!

My little T-Rexess and I are off on our African Adventure with Mohammad on his MAGNIFICENT yacht. One has been promoted to the top deck, as Mohammad ‘FEELS THE FIRE!!’ of my GSK tip. My little T-Rexess’ Sussex friends are thinking of partying in Bognor Regis over Christmas. Wherever you are, have a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Tiny brain minced. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
And an EXCELLENT Friday the 13th!! One harvested HUGE profits across the board with Percy, PSN, leading the charge. One was a tad disappointed that BP didn’t join the fun, however the party was not pooped. Indeed, far from it!

My little T-Rexess is in fine fettle and back to her usual self. Although her Sussex friends intimated that they had a last-minute change of mind to vote Tory, the grinding of teeth and over-compensated eyeball contact told another truth.

Dmitri has popped over for tonight’s party and is now gearing up for the U.S elections. Old Joe is in for some treatment. Tiny brain overheating. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
One’s servants have the Champers on ice for next Thursday evening’s party. Dmitri will be attending and is predicting a FANTASTIKA NOHCH next Thursday evening, although Dmitri is rather more certain, as Russians KNOW EVERYTHING, ha-ha-HAH. We will see.

What is more certain is that our divi will be a meagre 7.822p. We must take it on the chin for now.

The SP has dipped further and one is considering topping up before Thursday.

My little T-Rexess and I are having a cosy night in tonight. We have a BIG week ahead! Tiny brain dying with excitement. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
The institutional investors have run for the bunkers for now with little prospect of seeing the colour of their money this side of Friday the 13th. One would say that the Omens don’t look good and after the nightmare of the past Halloween, one is having a fill of garlic bread at tonight’s party.

Sterling is uncomfortably strong atm with nothing short of Devine Intervention to get our 8p divi this time around but one is playing the long game and one is quite content with ‘My Other Love’, GSK, ‘Percy’, PSN and SLA. BP will be back for Christmas or soon after when our ‘NO DEAL’ is back in play. Tiny brain had its last breath. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
We have a clear view of what the ‘By the Lady!’ SOCIALISTS want for Christmas. … To get hold of our BT OpenReach for FREE, take our BP dividends for FREE ale to get blotto. And on the way home from the party at No. 10, call the ambulance for FREE B&B.

One is not surprised that investors are holding their breath atm, however a shrewd investor will have faith in the British people with BJ splashing the cash for the masses.

One has been somewhat distracted over recent weeks and it all came to a head last week when my little T-Rexess almost put the dog in the dinner. Wotty is still keeping his distance from my little T-Rexess but time will heel. My little T-Rexess’ Sussex friends have been teasing again saying they would lend a vote to the ‘Airy Fairies’ Lib Undems.

My little T-Rexess is sporting a new sparkler at tonight’s party and we have Randy here from the U S of A, so it is cucumber sandwiches with burgers and games of Bucking Broncos with a Hoe Down. Yee haa partner!

Tiny brain swinging from the chandeliers. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
We are through ex-divi without the gyrations of recent times. One believes that the benign world economy is a factor with China ‘All grown up’ in the main and past puberty. Our poo remains flat and even Mohammad is thinking of a time without oil. For me, the technology isn’t there to replace oil, however one is expecting great strides from GSK and VOD in the medium to long term.

One has been at pains to ‘Keep on message’ and tow the Party line. ‘Don’t offend the GOOD people of Sussex’, one keeps reminding oneself. So, to those heavily invested in BARC, one can say, … better luck next week’.

One is heartened by the fact that the British people are rejecting the ludicrous faRAGE. His latest wheeze is to run the nation UNELECTED!’ No doubt faRAGE would take up residency in Buckingham Palace. Tiny brain being frog-marched to the White Tower. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
One has been cheered by the SPARKLING performance of ‘My Other Love’, GSK, hitting an all time high during the course of the previous week. Meanwhile, BP released results that went down like a lead balloon. BP is most certainly NOT the ‘Flavour of the Month’, as it fights for its reputation against the ‘By the Lady!’ SOCIALISTS.

BJ is now out on his rounds cheering the nation like only BJ can. The ludicrous faRAGE may try wag the dog from its tail but his bluster will be seen through by the British people. Besides, we have Dmitri on our side, or at least until he starts on the Smirnoff! Tiny brain in the stew. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
One has enjoyed a good week with BP recovering a tad alongside ‘My Other Love’, GSK. One is looking forward to GOOD results from BP, as our ‘Little Accident’ recedes into the distant past. One has a CONFESSION TO MAKE… , a few months back, while the BARC shares were blowing around in the wind, much unloved, one did pocket a few. You may call me a hypocrite.

Nevertheless, my little T-Rexess Sussex friends have been quite insufferable the past week with BARC showing some form, much to my little T-Rexess’ dismay. And with BJ cancelling the Budget with no tax threshold hikes, one feels that everyone is enjoying the party but oneself and my little T-Rexess. Tiny brain in the kitchen. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
Our poo is being well managed at $60 per barrel but Sterling’s strength and continued bad press on the climate is making other investors nervous. More fool them, gentlemen. More divi for us! It is time for a SPECIAL, just as a ‘Thanks!’ to us longers.

One’s BT, NG, SLA and PSN investments are all showing good form, countering the current lull in BP, to an extent. Although our ‘NO DEAL’ fox has been shot, one has a certain feeling that BP will continue to deliver for us. Tiny brain banished into purile tosh. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
One is poised to strike this week, as the gloomsters prowl. One has particular monocled eye on BP.

My little T-Rexess and I visited Conference up in Umbellaland last week. It is such a dreary, godforsaken place that makes Brighton feel positively civilized. One can quite see where all the ‘By the Lady!’ SOCIALISTS come from. And my little T-Rexess drew the local young bucks like bees to honey. One particular young buck thought he was in luck when my little T-Rexess made eyes at him. When my little T-Rexess walked by him to link arms with one, ‘Wot your doin with that old get?’, was heard. It must be the millions. Tiny brain stood up. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
Our poo didn’t rise as much as anticipated, but now that Donnie is moving his assets into position to dump on the Bad Boys of Tehran, I am confident that our poo will continue to rise. I am sure us BRITS can join in too with a little dump to please Mohammad.

… for IDLE hands’, father ROARED as he trashed the living daylights out of one for skipping rugger. The fact that I was onto a ‘nice little earner’ at the time, did not cut muster. One fails to understand WAVING SILLY PLACKARDS and being a general nuisance shouldn’t merit the same attention. Tiny brain regressing. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
The Bad Boys of Tehran are once again playing games in the Middle East and are begging for a response from the West. The price of our oil will rise, which is no bad thing. BJ is losing his grip of our ‘NO DEAL’ Brexit but plans are in place. One has to have faith that OUR faithful will ignore the NONSENSE of faRAGE.

Unsurprisingly, my little T-Rexess’ Sussex friends paid her a visit on the back of BARC’s modest rally and ‘My Other Love’, GSK’s recent reversal. They came ‘GREEN’, on horseback and had the TIMERITY to nip a couple of our foxes behind the ear. Naturally, my little T-Rexess was a little shaken but fought being stirred to tears. Our good friend Dmitri and I are giving my little T-Rexess plenty of reassurance at tonight’s party. Tiny brain slipping away. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
One is set to earn-one’s first £50K divi and to celebrate, my little T-Rexess and I shall be celebrating with the servants next Tuesday with a glass of champers. One is expecting a hike in the BP divi in the short term to bolster our SP. All the hype about the end of oil remains tripe.

My little T-Rexess availed herself of the opportunity to ‘drop in’ on her friends in Sussex with the helicopter. My little T-Rexess was all about consoling her friends after Nicholas’ demise but couldn’t resist the temptation to ask about BARC when the wailing turned into SCREAMS. I have to say that my little T-Rexess is rather chipper atm. Tiny brain preparing for the ultimate sacrifice. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
One had a FAB-u-LOUS holiday Island-hopping in the Caribbean and one is very excited to be back and roll one’s sleeves up and INVEST. ‘My Other Love’, GSK has been performant while many stocks have TANKED over the holidays. Sterling has also TANKED and we all should cheer BJ, as he steers our NO-DEAL Brexit over the line. There is time for Sterling to TANK further for a BUMPER divi.

Mohammad was THRILLED with my GSK information and my little T-Rexess and I have been cordially invited onboard his luxury yacht for his ‘African Adventure’ at Christmas.

And my little T-Rexess wasted no time in visiting her Sussex friends to tell of our terrific parties with Mohammad on his luxury yacht. Tiny brain set to explode. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
It has been an exhausting couple of months and my little T-Rexess and I are looking forward to joining Mohammad on his luxury yacht. One is pleased to say BJ is our new PM. Jezza shouldn't be so presumptuous about a place at the high table after his recent impudence.

Mohammad has moved some of his funds to 'My Other Love', GSK, in recent weeks. It just leaves me to bid all you gentlemen a very happy holiday until September. Tiny brain in the sun. bfn