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Good Evening Gentlemen,

One is rather chipper this evening, as the gentlemen around the world have realised just how much value one’s shares hold.

While bean-counters generally do not make good CEOs, Murray is a good fit for BP restoring the dividend to pre-pandemic levels.

Gentlemen and a few scoundrels have been making HUGE profits at Rollers and one’s Other Love, GSK is showing EXCELLENT form. One has taken the extraordinary decision to go ALL-IN to capitalise on the current trend. One has topped up in Percy (PSN) amongst others.

There have been some scurrilous rumours going around in Sussex, however this Sir Boner has NOT been seen in public.

Tiny brain at Charlies pleasure. Bfn]

Good Evening Gentlemen,

After a turbulent three weeks, gentlemen are starting to relax once more. Our poo is returning to target and shortly the inflation will pass through the system and hopefully gentlemen will feel the afterglow of a job well done. One is expecting the footsie 100 to revisit 8000 in the short term and BP to hit 550 again shortly. One further suspects that the chaff has left the wheat for now.

It is another quiet evening in the snug, I’m afraid.

Tiny brain come and gone. Bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,

One was hastily required to attend an EGM last weekend, as the markets were as nervous as a sweet Surrey’s girl first ever date. The markets remain a little nervous but now is a good time to think of ENGLAND! As usual BARC are heading south, however one feels that it is the fear of fear to a large extent and it will pass.

One has had the excellent news that Mohammad will be visiting for my little T-Rexess’ 21st birthday bearing gifts! While Dmitri is playing hide-and-seek with the BOSS, Randy will be in attendance with Bruce.

Tiny brain dying with excitement. Bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,

One has to toot one’s horn for Schneider and Aberdeen who are starting to show good form. And gentlemen are enjoying profits at RR. Although the excitement at BP has subsided for the time being, Wealth Funds continue to adjust in an orderly manner.

The ‘By the Lady!’ SOCIALISTS are continuing to make a nuisance of themselves led by the ‘Chief Blood-sucking Lawyer‘ and Auntie has her knickers in a splendid twist with its Pinocchios thinking they are boys! Even our Dishi(to the ladies) is reinstating payments to the EU.

It is a quiet night in this evening.

Tiny brain been red carded. Bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,

While BP has shot its bolt for the time being, gentlemen will understand that there will be another coming. However, there is no stopping RR! A fine British specimen that has much to deliver in the short term! One was a tad deflated with Percy(PSN), however, now is a great time to fill one’s boots, as Dishi(to the ladies) battles with the Unions to defeat inflation.

At this evening’s social event, my little T-Rexess has invited a fitness instructor who’s motto is ‘Use your own energy to keep warm!’. There will be no excess profits for CNA at this evening’s party!

Tiny brain has just been found out and done for. Bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,

While the road of BP may have sprung a couple of bumps this week, my RR is on course for the STARS! One remains confident for BP and Mohammad is continuing with $80+ for the foreseeable. My little T-Rexess visited GLOOM HQ in Sussex where BARC and RR were not to be mentioned.

It is at times like this that one’s GALATIC ORGASMATRON is sorely missed at the evening’s social event.

Tiny brain sinking in money. Bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,

One has been sucking a pickled onion all week, as one’s portfolio has gone from strength to STRENGTH! Even the laggard VOD has shown SPIRIT and one is having to recalibrate for BP’s good show. Dishi(to the ladies) coffers will be overflowing come April and he will be held to account for the substantial tax cuts promised.

One is expecting some excellent results from one’s newbie RR this week. On the subject of results…

My little T-Rexess visited her Sussex friends this week and they rather didn’t want to chat about it. It was UHT milk in the tea when my little T-Rexess went on to the BP and CNA results. RESULT!

Tiny brain suffering from a credit impairment. Bfn

Hip Hip! Hoo-rah! … Hip Hip! Hoo-RAH!! … HIP HIP!! HOO-RAAH!!!

Good Evening Gentlemen,

One could say that one has had one’s 19% and a tad more! One expects a certain BoJo to be on the blower for some loose change. Bernard is well set for more success. Even Randy was impressed over the pond.

All eyes are now switching to CNA as they announce more BUMPER profits! The British are back!
God Save the King!

Tiny brain 100% gone. Bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,

One is expecting some BUMPER results this coming week. Bernard’s BOYZ always enjoy embarrassing Ben’s BRATZ. One hopes Bernard remembered his long suffering shareholders when he allocated dividends.
Meanwhile, during the past week one heard a little dickie-bird singing ‘Bye Percy!’, which one dutifully did just. In time.

Poor old Dishi(to the ladies) is learning the hard way that the masses will never be satisfied. Once the whereabouts of the magic money tree is known, the Lynch Mob will never let it go.

My little T-Rexess is enjoying punishment at this evening’s ‘Social event’. In a role reversal Raphael is playing the Health Secretary.

Tiny brain having a cardiac event. Bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,

It is SPLENDID to be posting again! Bernard has steered our ship through the choppy waters of wealth fund disinvestment and we are able to look forward to dividend hikes in the short to medium term. Our POO is set to remain high, over the medium to long term. One suspects that the BOSS is going to face the heat, as his troops return in body bags from Ukraine. One further suspects that he wouldn’t be able to go nuclear either. Our technology is far superior the BOSS will find.

Speaking of technology, one has been cordially invited to take a position in Rolls Royce. One has dabbled.

The ‘By the Lady!’ SOCIALISTS are not to eat our ‘Green Shoots’ of recovery following the BOSS’s invasion. The ‘By the Lady!’ SOCIALISTS will have to be satisfied with the red meat of NadZ.

One’s rehabilitation was completed on a hunt in Sussex where a couple of foxes were nipped behind the ear.

Tiny brain ready for a body bag. Bfn

A Very Good Evening Gentlemen,

It is true that one paid the ferryman a penny, however when one arrived at the Pearly Gates, one wasn’t allowed admittance! At least one has realised value from one’s private health insurance, much to young Dicky’s frustration. The inheritance will have to wait for another day!

When one awoke, one can’t be quite sure if one isn’t in heaven! My other love, GSK is performing SPECTACULARLY, as one always knew it could. The masses are paying a fair price for energy and even the naughty school-girls are pleased. Bernard has been a little careless with his words and if he’s really got more of OUR money than he knows what to do with, then he ought to restore the dividend.

The British public will be delighted to be runners-up to Ukraine and BoJo can take much credit now that we have him on best behaviour!

My little T-Rexess has invited an entrepreneurial young business student to tonight’s party who only loves to wear an enchanting smile. We are entertaining Randy who is in town. The theme of tonight’s party is ‘Doctors and Nurses’ in honour of one!

Tiny brain thinks it is expired. Bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
Bernard failed to inspire confidence in the markets the week previous with his big POW-WOW. I am sure the naughty school-girls would have been impressed, only they haven’t a penny to invest between them all. A good old-fashioned pruning of the deadwood is the order of the day while discretely making diversification plans. BP must be a master of its chosen technology going forward.

One was cordially invited to go grouse shooting while in Scotland and to while-away the time of this Bear Market, one decided to go the past week in one’s helicoptor. My little T-Rexess didn’t bag a single grouse all week long, as she struggled to control the recoil that consistently pulled towards a rather attractive young lad beating the heather, almost dislodging his hat at one point. Of course, no harm done and my little T-Rexess got to invite the young buck to a party of ours in the New Year. Tiny brain shot. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
One has been SALIVATING at all the BARGAINS on offer, as one returns from one’s staycation Island-hopping in Scotland in one’s helicoptor. One has assembled a new tranche of cash to INVEST. Although BP seems appealing, one is loathe to reward Bernard’s failure to maintain divi. ‘My Other Love’, GSK stole my heart, as Covid IS MUTATING and will provide a new revenue stream.

BoJo is revelling in his BELGRANO moment, as he sinks the EU attempt to break up OUR UK. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!

My little T-Rexess had packed her diamond encrusted little pink thong to sport in the Highlands. My little T-Rexess’ Sussex friends assured that Global Warming was in Scotland. HOW WRONG THEY WERE! Tiny brain shrivelling to death. bfn
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Good Day Gentlemen,
Hoo-rar! Hoo-raar!! Hoo- RAAR!!! For his quite MAGNIFICENT handling of the Coronavirus. It is now back to work on all cylinders!

Our poo has been stable at over $40 for a month and that will give Bernard the confidence to maintain full dividend as we move forward. Bernard doesn’t want to be seen turning his back on his investors this early at the helm. Bob had his challenges too, but maintained faith in his investors.

BoJo Skywalker must now turn his attention to the phantom menace of EMPEROR Xi. Tiny brain been zapped. bfn

Good Day Gentlemen,
One can rejoice that the nation is back to work and is starting to repay the accrued debts of the recent ‘By the Lady!’ SOCIALISTS Wonderland. BoJo and Dishi(to the ladies) are beginning to realise just how unsustainable SOCIALISM is. When one is between a rock and a hard place, one should expect pain, show the British stiff upper lip and CARRY ON.

One is relieved that BoJo is showing the door to Hauwei. Xi’s impertinence knows no limit. One is now looking to a steady return to form for BP and VOD. Tiny brain showing signs of Covid. bfn

Good Day Gentlemen,
Gentlemen of a certain age realise that death and taxes are the only guarantees in life. We must rejoice that more people are now on this planet than there was at the start of the pandemic. We must return to work as fast as possible and show the virus the British Thin Red Line. The rest of the world is rebounding all around and we must not lose our competitive advantage. One is confident that our country is achieving herd immunity and one more push will see us through.

My little T-Rexess and one are getting a tad restless. Although my little T-Rexess has the freedom of the country on her mount, my little T-Rexess is returning with an excess of energy. If one thing doesn’t get one, another thing will. Tiny brain’s heart packing up. bfn

Good Day Gentlemen,
My little T-Rexess was apprehended on her mount during the course of the past week by a rather attractive Officer. Although the Officer was charmed, my little T-Rexess was instructed to return to estate. Sadly, Lockdown has arrived at the heart of England. My little T-Rexess and one suspects foul play by my little T-Rexess’ Sussex friends, but there we are. No evening parties.

Our Donnie is well advanced at achieving HERD immunity and is well on course to restarting his economy. THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE and the longer Coronavirus persists in the human population, the MORE LIKELY IT IS TO MUTATE INTO SOMETHING FAR MORE DEADLY. Tiny brain stiffening. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
One hasn’t heard so much as a peep from the NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRLS since the schools closed and life in general shut down. After all, oil isn’t being burnt, there are few aeroplanes in the sky: The NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRLS have a vision of their utopia.

My little T-Rexess was visiting her friends in Sussex when the news broke that BARC decided not to pay dividends. Even my little T-Rexess was taken aback by the profanity and rage. It would seem like my little T-Rexess’ work is done in Sussex with her friends taking a BARC haircut and bailing out. Tiny brain in heaven. Bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
One is excited to return to the BP fold and one has indulged in a tad of BOOSTERISM!! One has the 1M Club in one’s sight. When Mohammad offered to send Dmitri on a ‘Package holiday’, Dmitri then offered Mohammad ‘Scent for Mohammad and his ladies’. The final straw was when Mohammad dubbed Dmitri’s oil ‘SLUDGE’, one instinctively knew one had to get out of oil. However, as BP hit its low this week one ‘Chipped in’ at 252. One is EXCITED with our Donnie’s plan to defeat Covid.

My little T-Rexess has had GREAT fun in Sussex with BARC appearing in the Poundshop reportedly. However, sadly CNA was BOGTF. One has relinquished control of one’s GALATIC ORGASMATRON to Mohammad for his ladies. It was the least one could do to ease Mohammad’s tension. Tiny brain draining away. bfn

Good Evening Gentlemen,
One is excited to return to the BP fold and one has indulged in a tad of BOOSTERISM!! One has the 1M Club in one’s sight. When Mohammad offered to send Dmitri on a ‘Package holiday’, Dmitri then offered Mohammad ‘Scent for Mohammad and his ladies’. The final straw was when Mohammad dubbed Dmitri’s oil ‘SLUDGE’, one instinctively knew one had to get out of oil. However, as BP hit its low this week one ‘Chipped in’ at 252. One is EXCITED with our Donnie’s plan to defeat Covid.

My little T-Rexess has had GREAT fun in Sussex with BARC appearing in the Poundshop reportedly. However, sadly CNA was BOGTF. One has relinquished control of one’s GALATIC ORGASMATRON to Mohammad for his ladies. It was the least one could do to ease Mohammad’s tension. Tiny brain draining away. bfn