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“Maynard Keynes was a very clever man, having never invested in Landlord Lloyds.”

Agreed.

Forget Landlord Lloyds and their housing benefit landlord scamming plans. If you have the intelligence then invest in yourself only, you will be your best investment… ignore grandad landlord on here, who won’t give a flying cr ap about the future of the Uk.

Then after the MMs have wasted all your dividends, it’s going sub 40p.

Gordon Brown hit the nail on the head in 2008, when he was chancellor, “No return to boom and bust.” PM Blair opened the Uk borders to mass immigration and the result is…. no more boom and bust.

Since 2008, the Uk is simply bust.

Landlords made sure of it.

The country is massively in debt.

100% of f uck all is bankruptcy.

More and more illegal immigrants are en route to the Uk, to get their free luxury hotels paid and their free housing benefits eventually paid.

A straight question for the numpty Landlord Lloyd’s fanboys here:

If China invade Taiwan, why should you care one iota about Landlord Lloyd’s buying their own shares?

The good, the bad and the spaffly

The smart money:

14-Sep-23 16:48:41 42.55 35,551,201 Sell* 15m O

Then there is SUF sat on £100k+ losses.

“I am still waiting for Barclays Smart Investor to pay the Lloyds dividend.”

Mms have played a blinder here this week, raising the SP ready for the divi spaff. They’ll be celebrating this weekend.

Well played Mms 🍾🥳🥂

Well played if you sold high at over 43p today. Beating MMs at their own game ☺️🍿

Remember gamblers, I mean investors…. read the bottom of the Motley Fool advert.

“ An advertising partner of The Ascent, a Motley Fool company. Simon Watkins has positions in Lloyds Banking Group Plc. The Motley Fool UK has recommended Barclays Plc, HSBC Holdings, Lloyds Banking Group Plc, and Standard Chartered Plc. Views expressed on the companies mentioned in this article are those of the writer and therefore may differ from the official recommendations. The value of your Investments and the income from them can go down as well as up and is not guaranteed at any time. You may not get back the full amount you invested.“

SUF, along with many others here, take the advice. ☺️🍿

These Motley Fools and their endless ramping of Uk bank shares smacks of desperation. These idiots will have lost gamblers, I mean Uk investors, money over the past year.

More “fool” to those who listened and lost, who now only wish they had kept their original higher cash savings tucked away in any normal loss free savings account.

What takes me pi ss in the Uk is the fact that some of these Landlord Lloyds gamblers, I mean investors are on housing benefit, while the Uk government borrows and borrows beyond going bankrupt.

You couldn’t make it up, the shambles the Uk economy is in.

The economy is going downhill.

Some of the delusion on here is scary. Uk economy is bankrupt and you believe that is good? Landlords have killed the Uk economy and it will only get worse from here.

The NHS etc.etc. is dead. They cannot maintain even our genuine Uk pensioners, let alone the millions of immigrants now living here.

Suf

You could have literally bought a £100k house, rather than investing in this donkey of a share. I would not be shouting loudly as you do about this landlord share, if I’d lost the money to buy a £100k house outright.

Each to their own! ☺️🍿

The delusional force is strong here.

LTI

“3 years up 80%”

Start of Jan 2020 to now.

SP down over 30%.

However you wangle it LTI, this landlord share is going downhill.

Suf

“Watch this space”

LOL. You are now losing over £100k on Landlord Lloyds. The only space you are now watching is a big space in your wallet, where £100k could have been. ☺️👍

“the share price eventually takes care of itself”

Agreed!

This year sp down nearly 10%

Past 5 years sp down nearly 30%.

Today is a divi spaff cat bounce, bread and butter day of playing investors for the MMs.

Sub 40p here this year. ☺️🍿

MMs won’t allow holders to get 41p this week to spaff your divis.

MMs are not that silly.

Time to spaff those divis.

Happy spaffing!

I don't know about you, but I often like to stroll around many a beautiful English country village, such as through the Cotswolds, at Arlington row. I often ponder, where is the modern way of life here? If only there were more of the landlord "To Let" boards on these attractive stone cottages. Maybe the smell of weed wafting around, with evermore rentards, a few hundred illegal immigrants walking these picturesque streets. More graffiti, drugs and knife crimes is what this place really needs. Alas, if only!

Said nobody.

Stop the landlords damaging the economy.

Stop their housing benefits.

Get lazy landlords working.

Get all other jobless working.

Sink illegal boats.

Cut drugs and crime.

Save the Uk economy.

Nope! Yanet Garcia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePG6zUYvUZg&t=2s

“buy at 16:53. 89 million shares for £37M.”

Divi spaff-tastic! That’ll help make you buy higher.