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You should see a bump in the SP by MMs for this divi spaff. They won’t like you all spaffing at 41p if they can wangle investors into buying higher.

If you get your post removed, that is a sure sign it had truth in and was very honourable.

Truth is hated.

Obvious example, MPs and lords are mostly self serving, shyte, lazy landlords, destroying our economy.

Blair is a prime example.

See, no swearing required!

MMs will raise the SP ready for this divi spaff week.

“Do you mean “stupidity” ? It certainly is. Oh the irony”

Well, you are a Landlord Lloyds investor and so we agree on something.

“Too old and too skint for this bird watching lark, from investing in a dead horse”

“who lost £164,000,000.00 of Bitcoin via a hard-drive in a rubbish tip”

£164m?

Pfft, a gnat’s fart when compared to these numpty bankers in 2007/8

Bankers lost over a trillion dollars.

Then received not even jail, bankers got a tax payer refund and pay rise… rewarding total failure!

“FYI, There is nothing wrong with the FTSE companies, it's the bad politics and Ukraine war”

Hilarious!

100% BS, the real damage is the immigrants and their landlords destroying the economy, also the bank crisis of 2008 is never forgotten about. Billions of Uk tax payer’s cash all spaffed on these idiot bankers. Not even mentioned landlords and spaffed housing benefits!

£6.50 is a good offer, considering all the risks I am taking here.

“LLOY to double, it moves with the FTSE100, a bid may change that”

Let’s start the bidding and see results tomorrow…

I’ll start off at £6.50, for the whole company, but won’t go higher than a tenner. My plan to turn Lloyds into a bank, shockingly I know, we don’t need any landlords in the Uk.

Going once, going twice…

Are we all done at £6.50?

Another good day!

Indeed. As if Landlord Lloyd’s was built entirely out of raac….

all deteriorating very nicely!

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk ☺️🍿

Why the oil chat on a landlord bank chat board?

Just one thing relevant about oil.

How much lube you lot will need, getting shafted by this black horse every day.

“Grrr - thought my 41.8 was a bargain”

Better than your predicted 135p by the end of this year though.

ROFLMFAO ☺️🍿

“Cash buyers can get a great deal screwin’ sellers”

Think you’ll find it’s the exact reverse. House prices are greatly overpriced, thanks to Uk landlords and their immigrant rentards, so I believe house prices are currently overvalued a minimum of 50%. If an ex council house, worth £30k around 30 years ago, is now £150k or higher, then that is sellers screwing the buyers. In many cases the buyers are scamming housing benefit landlords, so this is perfectly acceptable. Screw these low life bottom feeders as much as possible. But, if the buyers are first home buyers, aka the good people, who need the property solely for themselves then it’s 100% wrong to screw these genuine people.

Screw landlords 100% ☺️🤝🤡

Aka the housing benefit clowns.

Help first time buyers. ☺️👍👏😃

Aka genuine and working people.

Well if Landlord Lloyds reflects the Uk economy, as well as a being the landlord cause of our poor economy, sucking up tax payer’s money in housing benefit, with Birmingham council effectively bankrupt and millions of unwanted immigrant rentards, further damaging our economy, then…

sub 40p is incoming.

That’s another good day!

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk ☺️🍿

When Landlord Lloyds goes sub 40p, fans can boast that this spectacular under a penny dividend percentage has grown even higher.

Exciting, hey.

“Wonder if I'll get a 'second grab' at 41.80 with my interim divi cash”

Why 41.8? If you are patient and hang on with your divi spaff, you’ll get sub 40p.

“issue director's shares, bonus, staff share scheme shares by issuing new shares at no cost to themselves. Or am I totally wrong about this?”

100% correct. To be fair, poor directors are only on a few million quid a year and so millions of freebie shares (sold for tax purposes, of course) are very fair to all regular investors, I think you’ll all agree.

Green lines, is that ga boy trolling?

“markets not happy with buybacks if dividend payments went to pre pandemic it would attract more investors, along with Landlord Lloyds full withdrawal from being a scamming landlord, of course.”

Absolutely, especially your final point, which is very wise.

My guess:

43p on Friday 8th

42p on Friday 15th

Or, go with MD and guess it “could be” any price.

“Sensible answers”

“Next week could be down to sub 42p, or above 43p.”

So according to MD, the SP could be any price whatsoever, but it won’t be between 42p to 43p, okay!

Thanks for that info.

Let’s see! ☺️🍿