Member Info for Carltt

It is well known by most on LSE that Terry is a shorting muppet, he openly admits to this.

He will have been burnt here. 🤣

Nuff said!

“Uk is going backward in the 21st Century”

Better than Russia, which is a very backward country, like back to the 13th century. Evil Mad Vlad believes he is Genghis Khan, with all the massacring.

Mad Vlad shoots straight at his own feet. Numpty.

What a clown, blowing up a Crimea serving dam! 🤡

Calling at 44p, 43p, 42p, 41p….

🚂

Landlord Lloyds investors are allsat safely on the 40p express, your train will arrive shortly.

Mind the gap!

Welcome aboard, The Great Vanguard Tree Shake Express!

Choo choo! 🚂

Back to copy/pasting of the English news for our resident, Mr Injun 🤡

Fooled count = zero!

Bogus and busted!

Go Johnny!

“acerbic erudition” ROFLMAO 🤡

The Johnny Foreigners pretence on here are getting ridiculous now! Googling and writing 2 uncommonly used English words in this chat won’t save you.

All Johnny Foreigners are rumbled!

They know we know!

These foreigners here;

Jabber, “i'm not qualified to comment on…”

all things? But alas, you still do.

“greatly appreciated” to zebra! ROFLMAO good one there.

Always love reading these irony posts. Pure gold.

Poly are on the way up! 🍾

You missed the important bit:

“maximising shareholder value….”

only for foreigners living in a mad Vlad tolerating country. (anti-West)

Ah, another rumbled foreigner, ND!

Please explain from your post all about having, “the noose”

Why the noose?

If you are a Western investor, ignore this at all costs. The foreigners here are hell bent on fooling themselves only, with their ridiculously poor English, their fake questioning “Ima reel Uk citizen thankyou very much help me please questioning” pretence.

Rumbled!

“papaer certificates“

“uk citizen register with tabys, when is deadline”

Fooling people count = zero!

What kind of foreigner nonsense question is this?

Poor English yet again!

Why do you pretend to be in the Uk?

“some you win and some you loose.” Loose?

“ENOUGH of ewe” EWE?

Come off it!

Nobody’s English is this bad.

Apart from BB and MR, is anyone on here NOT a foreigner?

Why I even bother to ask on here.

As if Johnny Foreigner would be honest! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Onbeyondzebra replied:

“Stan: Couldn’t agree more.”

Good to agree, I say.

@Stan55

“write a load of absolute twaddle. I have”

Only this part made perfect sense, a bit of Yoda speak there. Nice.

Well, I have to agree because I am also a part of the great filter collective, I prefer to not drink tap water. A lot of nitrates is not good. Also part of the great bottled water collective.

Hope this helps.

Go Poly.

“Polymetal” anagrams.

Coincidence?

LAME:

Unsatisfactory, weak and not deserving to be believed.

Example, buying Poly shares was a lame investment.

EMPTY:

Containing nothing.

Example, she felt an empty feeling after buying Poly shares.

MYOPE:

Person who is short-sighted or visually impaired.

Example, the myopic buying of Poly shares caused future problems for many investors.

“Polymetal” anagrams.

Coincidence?

LAME:

Unsatisfactory, weak and not deserving to be believed.

Example, buying Poly shares was a lame investment.

EMPTY:

Containing nothing.

Example, she felt an empty and feeling after buying Poly shares.

MYOPE:

Person who is short-sighted or visually impaired.

Example, the myopic buying of Poly shares caused future problems for many investors.

“depending on their citizenship and residency, shareholders may need to take advice on if it is legal”

Dodgy dealings indeed.

Unless you are a Ruskie, or maybe from a select few foreign mad Vlad tolerating countries, mad Vlad will ensure you (all Westerners) get thoroughly screwed.

Why would he not?

The end.

“How much Lloyds will declare 26th July for Interim Dividend? Any thoughts”

Divi 0.01p the SP will then fall 3p