Member Info for Carltt

Official Landlord Lloyds investor’s song:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d1gYJDQXPOk&pp=ygUUc3RhdHVzIHF1byBkb3duIGRvd24%3D

“Today UK announced Russia to be blocked from accessing UK legal advice in latest sanction.

Who does that hurt?”

Mad Vlad… he will now be fully deprived of the finest Uk legal advice in a court, with his future case of multiple war crimes.

Mad Vlad, prison for you!

🫵😕👉 🗝👮‍♂️👉

Is the blame partly to do with stock markets and this short selling scamming of company money, or is it simply down to ridiculously poor management?

Thames water bod appear to be out of their depth. The company is drowning in debt.

The only solution.

Wagner takes Christopher Walken and Mad Vlad on a yacht.

Do another Natalie Wood.

End of Russian conflict. You're welcome!

Https://www.fool.co.uk/2023/06/25/if-id-invested-1k-in-polymetal-shares-5-years-ago-heres-how-much-id-have-now/

So, if I’d invested £1,000 in the company in 2018, I could have bought 150 shares. Today, my shareholding would have shrunk in value to a meagre £279.

“A gangster is always end up in a very bad way”

Putin did okay, until he had a brain fart and he invaded Ukraine.

How are AML doing?

Oh look! It’s Livestoned ☺️🍿

Dear oh dear, oh dear! ☺️🍿

Landlord Lloyd’s holders must be getting embarrassed now!

“how long did it take before we chose to leave Iraq and Afghanistan”

?

When I look around in the Uk, it seems that half of these foreign feckers live here. How is that like the Ruusian/Ukraine war? Does Mad Vlad give Russian homes, jobs and social security to Ukrainians?

Get the record straight before you post. For the record, Blair’s war was not democratic, few Uk people agreed with Blair’s war crimes.

They may have given Blair a knighthood, but most would have given him prison and, next to Mad Vlad. a reserved seat in hell.

If mortgage interest rates go up, then why don’t my savings rates go up the same? Is the base rate ever going to be given to savers?

What’s in it for savers, who don’t like gambling on stocks. Why should I put my hard earned cash into a bank account?

Saint Basil’s Cathedral in Russia:

Is the roof made of iced gems?

@livestoned

“This is a Lloyds banks forum”

…. and not the loss-making AML forum, for the AML posts.

“AML”

?

He’s new here, I’ll say it for him.

Sorry, wrong board, I had another brain fart and thought this was the loss making AML’s board.

I’d happily work for Maccy D’s. Some great people work there.

Unlike banks and landlords etc. What kind of half baked and crummy business would do that?

Hmmm 🤔

@Waynesworld.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk ☺️🍿

“Putin to leave Ukraine, it would solve a lot of problems”

Putin is in Russia.

Fully agree with the sentiment though, Putin could flip it all. Set up several helpful charities and pledge to rebuild Ukraine, then Vlad could devote himself to solving world hunger, possibly educate himself as a leading cancer researcher, to cure that.

Or, he may continue being a power hungry, lazy and evil p rick, who doesn’t give a cr ap about humanity. I wonder what path a dictator chooses? 🤔🍿

If Prigozhin was close to Mad Vlad, it would have been wise at the time to punch Vlad on the nose and a good kick in Vlad’s remaining b ollock.

Chance missed. 🙄

Landlord Lloyds and all self-serving landlords are the disease, not the cure for the Uk economy.

It’s not about supply and demand for housing.

It is about the Uk government allowing landlords to buy up the Uk’s housing stock and create a shortage for the rightful housing owners, the indigenous Uk people.

28% of Uk households to have zero savings and a mortgage!

Serves all idiots right for paying over £100k for a few bricks!

Muppets ☺️🍿

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/mortgage-crisis-wipe-savings-1-175129923.html