Boomer etxc5 Feb 2019 09:49
Buon Giorno to you sir and all my other friends and rivals on the Lloyds BB on which there are even comments on Brexit. So will a deal be done and if so when. Answers on a postcard to Chancellor Hammond at the Government Business Prevention Dept. Care of the BBC. However the deal will be done I guess at midnight on 28 March. Two reasons the first reason is £95 BILLION which is the EU trade surplus with us. French cheese, champagne, Italian white goods and prosecco German cars. All this trade will carry on free of tarriffs. Even the French are going to wave our lorries through. Bypass Dover is m,y advice.
Reason 2. Do you remember the millenium bug which was going to decommission everyones computers cause planes to crash etc. And what happened mes amis. Nothing at all everything carried on. The business people unlike the Government are used to dealing with problems. My dearly beloved friends. In Italy if one has a non functioning thing like a Fiat motor car. The conversation is always the same. There is a problem signor and this is how our clever mechanics will solve it. I have more faith in Dyson, Wetherspoons etc than almost any MP apart from one or two honourable exceptions. By the way the anti semitism row in Labour continues unabated. Remember mes braves all will be well. Uncle Bruce has come out of the closet. I think some vino collapso is called for to go with my pizza at lunch!