Ring, Ring...11 Jan 2019 20:29
Colin: “Alex, I’ve just bin on LSE chat board and they’re saying all sorts of orrible stuff.”
Alex: “Thing’s about my hair again?”
Colin: “No, they’re saying we’ve bin deceiving shareholders and paying bribe money.”
Alex: *Logs on to LSE* “Good Lord, I’ll get straight onto Twitter and threaten legal action. Whilst I’m at it I’ll update the peasants, I mean shareholders!”
Colin: “Good Idea, Alex. One more thing, you’d better stay away from Waitrose for a while.”
Alex: “Yes, I’ll get the secretary, I mean my wife to do an online shop, and I’ll have to pay extra for the delivery on my shampoo.”
Colin: “I remember what it were like buying shampoo, anyway, I digress… Mike Surt as figured out I’m the leader of BMR, what should we do about that?”
Alex: “I’ll get Leon Coetzer to sort him out, you won’t be hearing from him again… Anyway Colin, good to chat, see you at the Bingo hall on Saturday, jolly good!”