RE: Ramming Speed25 Feb 2021 20:14
Tilly, it reminds me of the time that my 10 year old came home from school early. Our house was crazy at the time, children, pets, and my Mother staying whilst her new house was completed. School was due to finish at 3.30 and I had worked from home, finished my tasks and took the opportunity to service my wife in our bedroom whilst my Mother was sleeping off her lunch time sherry in the lounge. As I reached my apocalyptic climax, my scrotum swinging away like two clementines in an old stocking my son burst in having been sent home from school early. My son screamed out in horror at the vista he was presented with and shouted "Dad, what are you doing, get off Mum, you're hurting her" In the midst of my gutteral snorts I attempted to explain that there was nothing to worry about and that this was natural behaviour for people who loved each other. He ran downstairs obviously traumatised.
I wiped my tackle and thought I'd better go and make my peace with my son so put my dressing gown on and went into the lounge where, to my absolute horror, my son was porking his grandmother. What are you doing?" I yelled. He turned round and said "It's not so fu@@ing funny when it's your own Mother is it?".