RE: -27%3 Mar 2023 17:20
Traditional economy:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull from its price. Your livestock grows, and you retire from their income.
Indian Economy:
You have two cows. You revere them as saints.
****stan Economy:
You don't have a single cow. You declare your claim on Indian cows. You call on the world to help: the USA to give money, China to help militarily, Great Britain to give war machines, Italy to provide industrial equipment, Germany to provide technology, France to provide submarines, Switzerland to provide soft loans, Russia to supply medicine, and Japan to supply production lines - all for free. You buy Indian cows with the subsidies you receive and then declare that the world is exploiting you.
American Economy:
You have two cows. You sell one and force the other one to produce milk to the level of 4 cows. You are shocked when the cow dies unexpectedly. You make the case for a country that has cows and keeps them in natural conditions. You announce that that country is a danger to humanity. In order to protect the world, you attack that country and confiscate its cows.
French economy:
You have two cows. You are on strike because you want three cows.
German economy:
You have two cows. You upgrade them so that they live for 100 years, eat only once a month and milk themselves.
English Economy:
You have two cows with mad cow disease
Italian economy:
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You are going to take a siesta.
Swiss economy:
You have 5,000 cows, but none of them are yours. You are paid for looking after them.
Japanese Economy:
You have two cows. You transform them so they shrink to 1/10 of their original size and produce 20 times more milk than normal size cows. Then you make cute little cartoon characters of them and sell these all over the world under the name Cowkimon.
Russian economy:
You have two cows. You count them and find that there are five . You count again the result is 72 cows. You count again, now you find 17 cows. You give up and open another bottle of vodka.
Nigerian Economy:
You have two cows. You eat one and then report it stolen. The police start an investigation and everyone within a 100 km radius is arrested. They torture all, until someone confesses that they stole the cow. As punishment, the police confiscate one cow from each arrested person. So now, you get your cow back and the police have a new cow farm.
Hungarian economy:
The state has two cows. The responsible manager takes the milk home and then proves that the cows should be privatized, since the business runs at a deficit. The state decides to sell the cows for a nominal amount, and then advertises in the local newspaper, which is single-copy and only available to the manager. The manager bids for the cow tender, and miraculously, he wins. He immediately holds a press conference about how much of a sacrifice it is on his part to shoulder these two weak functioning cows. Finally,
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