CRYSTAL BALL5 Jan 2020 16:03
Predicitons for the coming week?
Monday - Plague of locusts - markets head south on gulf fears
Tuesday - Rum - markets recover suddenly on an unexpected tweet from sweaty fat fingers
Wednesday - So*omy - markets head south when something unexpected happens in the gulf
Thursday - Lash - the effect of a years poor tarriff negotiations start to impact the economy and people start noticing the level of debt and start panicing
Friday - Craig on the 10 O'clock News (possibly also rum, s****y and the lash related)