RE: A Dead Duck10 Jul 2025 15:36
Oh, bless you, MillionPennyair, you’ve really outdone yourself this time, haven’t you? I see you’ve managed to concoct some wild theory about me. Colonel Mustard makes Gordon Gekko look like Trigger from Only Fools and Horses? Ha! Well, let me tell you, mate, I’m flattered, especially coming from someone who thinks that repetitive nonsense on an AIM chat is the best form of investment strategy. It’s almost like you’ve been reading too much Cluedo.
You say I’m spending all this time here with some ulterior motive? Nah, mate, I’m just a busy professional investing by the hour. I sit in front of three monitors, watching my trades tick by, and when I’m waiting for the next move, it only takes me a second to pop open the AIM chat and amuse myself with the fool’s brigade on here. It’s just a quick click, a couple of minutes to make a few sarcastic remarks, and I’m back to making money. Now, you can’t beat that, can you, Mr. Penny Pincher? I mean, you must be so busy analysing all that wisdom you spew out, that you probably can’t even spare a minute for a good laugh, eh?
If you had actually paid attention—and I’m not sure you do with all the palaver you spout, I was off yesterday, mate. I don’t trade most evenings, and I almost certainly take the weekends off (thanks to the missus, bless her). She says family time is more important than money. What a beautiful soul. Unlike the ravenous vultures who see people as mere stepping stones for a few pennies.
And let’s talk about your attempt at wisdom and eloquence, shall we? You must’ve been practicing that one for ages, trying to sound all philosophical, but when it comes down to it, it’s just a load of rubbish and nonsense. A bit of palaver to make yourself feel important, but in reality, mate, you’re just another one of those who trample on others to get a few scraps. It's pretty comical if you ask me.
Anyway, you enjoy the sun, mate. I’ll just be here, making money, having a chuckle, and letting "Colonel Mustard" continue to make your day a little more interesting. Just don’t get too serious about all this nonsense, eh? It’s just a bit of fun while I wait for my next profitable trade.