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I heard Bilbo Baggins died of a Viagra overdose.
Apparently old Hobbits die hard
This one's not a joke (hopefully):
Are we going to hold above the previous 86.xx resistance today do we think? :-)
(crosses fingers)
Funinvestor and Latpulldown go out for a drink together...
;-)
Sammy18, Latpulldown must be having a day off?
Hopefully FunInvester, keep the positively going :)
Not here and the SP goes up, not complaining ;-)
I went to my barber and asked to have my hair cut like Tom Cruise, so he gave me a cushion to sit on.
FunInvester you must be the winner so far with those jokes haha. :)
FI you win! :-)))))) I really didn't think my post would be followed up like this. Come on investors, another round!
PW, it's not serious enough for LPD to grace the Board today ..
Not enough data, stats, attendance figures flying around...
Only banter LPD before you roast me..
:-)
If vegetable oil is made from vegetables
Sunflower oil is made from sun flowers
What's baby oil made from
There's 27 bones in your hand
28 when I'm lonely
That's true Sammy haha, just need a bit of positivity to get the SP up haha. Believe in the magic.
Eeee Bonkers haha.
What kind of Bees produce milk? Boobees
First the dodo, then dodi
I bet dido is $hittin her pants
Pw I'm pretty sure everyone doing jokes are wondering how bad can we go , and is that joke for a B.B
If you have nuts on a wall they're called Wall nuts
nuts on your chest are called Chestnuts
so what are nuts on ya chin called.......
A blow job
Shamima begam has turned down her last chance to return to the UK.
The UK goverment were ready to cut a deal with her and allow her to come home provided she took the spurs job.
She replied she was happy to stay in the camp she was currently in
Bonkers , she has more chance of coming home than the euro trophy
As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me
An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument
you like"
Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John
Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from
the bagpipes and Scotsman asks, "what's wrong, can ye no play it"? The
octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonna f*** her brains out once I get her
pyjamas off"
Took a dyslexic bird home last night and she ended up sucking my sock
She the lass that walked into a bra bonkers?
Dyslexic bank robber burst into the bank
Shouted " put your head in your hands you mother stickers, this is a fcuk up"
These jokes show just how pathetic some on this board are.
2016,
yeah , we're the pits
No fcuk off