RE: Quilp Mr Corbin lied19 Dec 2018 21:08
James your on a sticky wicket here fella. Prior to collapsing outside of kebabish, a full autopsy was carried out on Old Ned the rag n bones man horse. The findings aren't great mowd. Seemingly the most likely cause of death was ventricle blockage cos of a lack of opportunity to break out into a full trot.
The roads in Normanton are now heavily congested with tuc tucs, bicycles, pedestrians & sacred cows. Its OK for gregarious well travelled types such as yourself to gloss over the demise of traditional UK trades but I'm of the opinion that the rag n bone man needs to be protected a bit like cornish pasties & stilton cheese. No doubt you & your ilk will have us bending one way or another to accommodate one minority after another in the name of cultural enlightenment.