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Whilst on a touring holiday in Russia I came across a bloke stood at the side of the road reading a map. I asked him if he was lost, he said I'm looking for montegorsh, I have shares in Eurasia mining and I want to see the mines for myself, but i have got a dodgy satnav. I gave him directions and he thanked me and told me to invest all my spare cash in Eurasia mining as it would soon sell and be worth £3.50, so I did at 17p. I think he's name was Rowka.

Visa's should read isa's.

Hi guys, just for clarity you can pay into 1 stocks and shares isa and 1 cash isa in the same tax year as long as you don't exceed the £20k allowance. You can't pay into 2 stocks and share Visa's in the same tax year.

https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/investors-bet-billions-metals-bull-120000760.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=ma

Great news Mike, all the best to you your wife and family. Enjoy your celebration

https://www.kitco.com/charts/livepalladium.html

Use this link, as originally posted by sharpeye52w.
https://online.hl.co.uk/secure_messaging/compose

Sharpeye, thanks for posting the link, all done.

ya ne govorju po-russki] –

https://youtu.be/AVqCNuNDRcE

Onassis, go sit on the naughty step

Yes he was mac but special forces called him back.

Rowka

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/EUA.L/history/

Nah, 15 billion is only the deposit for eua.

Aa didn't screw you over, Chris Fraser did.
Aa saved you from losing the lot.

Two ants meet at the navel of a beautiful sunbathing woman.
They decide that one will explore the area to the north and the other one will go south.
A day later they meet at the navel again.
The ant who explored the north starts to talk about his journey excitedly: "It was awesome! Two steep hills, I took out my climbing gear, went up, took out my deck chair and got a nice tan! What about you?"
The other ant groans: "Don't ask! It was terrible. First I had to fight my way through this humid thicket and when I finally found a cave and was just about to roll out my sleeping bag this bald guy comes in and pukes all over the place!"

The Company has also received the resignation of Mr Chris Cleverly and Mr Elias Pungong who have resigned to pursue other interests. The board would like to thank them both for their valuable contribution over the years to the evolution of Company and wish them all well in their future endeavours."
Thank them, they're taking the ****.

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A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.The son sees his mom and asks, “What were you and Dad doing?”The mother replies, “Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.”“You’re wasting your time,” said the boy.“Why is that?” asked his mom, puzzled.“Well, when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.”

. How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.