RE: Another tax question16 May 2021 20:04
A gambler gets a notice from the IRS that he is being audited.
The gambler calls his tax attorney and they go to see the IRS agent. As they are waiting in the office, the IRS agent looks over his paperwork and says: “The reason for your lifestyle is that you have a relatively lavish lifestyle but not much income to justify it, can you tell me what you do for a living?” The gambler says, “I am a professional gambler.” “A gambler?” The IRS agent said, with a confused and slightly puzzled expression on his face. “Yes I make my money by betting, would you like a demonstration?” “Sure,” said the IRS agent. “Let’s have a demonstration.” “I will bet you $1,000 that I can bite my eye.” “OK you have a bet” replied the IRS agent. The gambler pops out his glass eye and bites it. The IRS agent is shocked but he did agree to a $1,000 bet in front of the gamblers attorney. “All right, all right that was not really fair.” said the gambler. “I will give you a chance to win your money back. I will bet you another $1,000 that I can bite my other eye.” The IRS agent looks over the guy's paperwork and sees that he is not legally blind and takes the bet. The gambler takes out his dentures and bites his other eye. The IRS agent is now visibly stressed now that he’s lost $2,000. The Gambler then says to the IRS agent “I will tell you what. Double or nothing, I will stand on the edge of your desk, close my eyes and **** into the garbage can on the other side of the room without spilling a drop, what do you say?” The IRS agent is a bit unsure, but does not see how that would be possible and takes the bet. The gambler stands on the agents desk unzips his pants, closes his eyes and ****es all over the agents desk. “YES!!!!!” exclaimed the IRS agent knowing he won the bet and does not own the gambler any money. “Ahhh ****.” said the gambler’s attorney. “What’s the matter?” asked the IRS agent. The attorney said,“Well, he bet me $20,000 that he will come to your office today, **** all over your desk, and you would be happy about it.”