RE: Joke6 Dec 2020 13:52
Captain Tilly was enjoying his rum in a bar when a seaman walks up to him and starts chatting to him.
The seaman notes that Tilly has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
Captain Tilly replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit me leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?
"Well", replied Captain Tilly, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut me hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"?
"A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied Tilly.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well," said Tilly, "it was my first day with me hook".