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Come on shipmates put your glass backs into it ,

Fully cranking up the oars now , pushing for 40p

Can all shipmates meander to the starboard side as we are just sailing past Anthrax island , the swamp lands of the Bot Flies & as you can see they are huddled together snivelling & desperate yet still bleating the EUA share price won’t get above 2p
Rums all round & back to sailing

Anything that’s not Rowing nail to the mast , budgie smugglers, thongs , crackers anything to gain knots

Ramming speed you salty sea dogs

JT -
Massive accumulation the MMs industrial hoover has certainly been working at full pelt ,
The compass points straight north in my rum filled eyes think we are in for a surge in knots
I’m guessing Lil is happy as can hear her singing

Right you glass backed scallywags, you filled your bellies now for some serious wave crashing as the pm volume picks up
Perhaps don’t sit behind Lil on the oars she’s just polished off a Lamb Bhuna & garlic nan
Rums all round

JT
Hoisting the main sail indeed shipmate number cruncher , I think we are in for some glorious pm sailing as the compass certainly points that direction ,
Shipmates bring extra portion of smoked haddock to JT s cabin for his graft & a massage from Lil

All looking positive sailing today on the compass ,
Perhaps just anchor in this lagoon for a cigar , Rum & perhaps a few seafood hours d oeuvres
rest your sphincters then back rowing pm
Nosebag & Rums all round served by Lil & her voluptuous vixens

JT -
Cheers for update & agree with Northwards sailing perhaps even hoist the spinnaker later pm .
& Excellently laid out on the table Lil certainly hopes you would do the same for her .

Marco - absolutely

marco
He’s just following us on this board & often gives it the kiss of death , don’t follow or take much notice , we have our own chart prepared by Septic Lil it’s the parchment chart plotting the coordinates to the treasure , & we have Mac don’t require Zac
Crack & Rums all round

Jamie640
Don’t give advice as ach to there own only state my case what mischief I’m upto
Last week loads Rum & filthy concubines & bags of doubloons
This week & next lashings of Rum , hoards of voluptuous filthy vixens & a Biblical treasure chest
Good luck & welcome

Stix - indeed fella , that ones right in the bottom drawer however Big mj swears by it as on the board so could be a Xmas bonus
Back to the Rums

JT - superb
There’s been some strange noises coming from your cabin , like a water buffalo in labour
Have you got Lil in there

Testing Ramming Speed again , Row you salty sea dogs

I enjoy the cut & thrust of the Markets , for myself & make a wedge even better ,
Aside from that have a successful busy business & work hard physically & mentally which keeps me fit , so won’t be giving that or the markets up to much of a buzz for me .
Have large positions here & elsewhere & day trade .
Might take e few of fellow shipmates advice & start writing slightly rude innuendo stories , who knows
Family , been happy , loads of crack & a few dookaroos is the tonic

We sail northwards as the demand for what we have in the ground has attracted buyers to the table & willing to pay a higher price than current share price hence further demand & driving us forward in anticipation, it’s as simple as that ,
Have my own strategy as I’m sure all have , mixture of level 2 & gut works for me mixed with bags of camaraderie , twenty happy heads sharing is a deadly formula .
Not into my charts etc in fact the only use for ‘cup n handle ‘ is full of Rum , & ‘head and shoulders ‘ for use on your head ,
& ‘Four Candles ‘ well for the two Ronnies sketch
Massive Rums all round & looking forward to wild seas later pm

JT - morning
Agree with sailing northwards try to keep the numbers flowing yesterday & noted the reversal at 1 ,
& similar this morn , sailing into blue seas indeed
Did you get your Rum left on deck last night

The compass looks steady , gentle sailing northwards with ramming speed late pm
Rums all round