RE: Ramming Speed25 Feb 2021 17:38
After today’s magnificent Broadside we required further armouries
Can a couple of shipmates give Septic Lil a hand to clear the decks ,
She’s as thick as two short planks! ,
I asked to her row to shore to replenish the armouries ,
She’s come back with ,
3 rowing boats full of sand , 2 full of cement & 1 full of seashells ,
& dumped it all on deck ,
I asked what’s all the for I asked you get armouries ?
She answered in that rough 60 a day woodbine voice ,
In case of Mortar shell attack !
She has the brain of an amoeba & the body of a barnacle encrusted Manatee
Hope this deal comes soon these nautical gags are getting worse !
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