RE: Straighten the Vipers10 Mar 2021 14:08
Have we time for a quick Rum & a chuckle before we potentially Sail
Don’t mess with the ladies ! Especially Surrender Brenda ,
The husband came home from work & walked passed Brenda & took a generous pinch of Brendas buttocks & said ,
‘ if you firmed this up , you could lose the girdle ‘
Brenda was angry , but held her tongue as ladies do ( yea right )
The next day the husband comes home walks upto Brenda cups her boobs & says ,
‘ if you firm these up you could lose the bra ‘
Brenda grabbed hold of her husbands mutton musket , & said ,
‘ if you firmed this up I could get rid of the gardener , Builder & Milkman !’
Ha Ha
Rums & G& Ts all Round