RE: Titan Speed11 Mar 2021 21:26
After a superb session let’s have a Rum & a chuckle
Have you heard about Pickled Pete & his fetish
Pete has worked in the Pickle factory for several years ,
One day he came home & told his missus he had a terrible urge to stick his mutton musket in the pickle slicer at work ,
His wife urges him to speak to a therapist to talk about it , Pete says no & vows to overcome his desire on his own .
Weeks pass , & one day Pete comes home distraught ,
His wife asks him ‘ what’s wrong Pete ? ‘
Pete says , remember I told that tremendous urge I had to stick my mutton musket in the pickle slicer ‘ ?
His wife gasped ‘ My God Pete ‘ what happened ?
I got Fired !
No Pete , I mean what happened to the Pickle slicer ?
Oh um ,..She got Fired too ! ,
Ha Ha
Massive Rums all Round .