Rum & a Double Chuckle10 Sep 2021 22:55
After another decent week & plenty of Grog supped let’s have a chuckle
Randy Ron was lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his generous Crown Jewels ,
A Lady passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady."
Ron replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself." Ha ha
Rums all Round
Let’s have another for the 140% reversal
Surrender Brenda looking for love
Brenda places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications:
won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.”
Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won't run away.”
“What makes you think you are great in bed?” Brenda retorts.
Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?” Ha ha ha
Rums, deals, Divis & 5 year plans all Round