Zee German is Back .15 Oct 2021 22:39
Come on it’s Friday the stock is potentially on the cusp of a Herculean asset sale with Divi ,
So put your worst Zee German accent on & have a Rum & a Chuckle with your partner ..
This big handsome strapping Zee German dude approached a lady of the night & asked …
'Vomen I vish to buy sex wit you.'
'OK,' says the girl, 'I charge 20 an hour.'
'..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.' Zee German says
'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.'
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the strapping German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees. Zee German says
.' The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.
'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.' Zee German says
She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make passionate love to you.' Zee German says
She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic Randy German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say 'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?'
'Ah,' says the German 'dat is de Four-sprung Duck technique'. !
Ha ha ha ha ha
Now if that hasn’t made you chuckle there is no hope for you .
Achtungs & Brokwurst all Round