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Teabreak numbers - while the Beast sails on JORC Fuel & propelled by DD

Stock price 22.50
Volume 22.4 million -
Vwap 22.1 - median sat 0.4 above - wind in our sails
Mia/ median trades- very active - 900 k of mixed kippers expect a delayed trade

Stock been held for last hour is there a kipper smoking in the shed # order being filled , I think so

Very positive RNS & noted incoming looked likely with all the recent toxic stock chasing & vol increase -
Where are the toxic wafflers today , just a few stragglers left behind .

Full sale of assets # Bidding war possible & that’s why the stock was aggressively traded yesterday .

My musings

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How many times did I shout from the crows nest ‘Don’t get suckered in with all these shenanigans & toxic waffle on deck ‘ & here we are now even closer to the Deal # Bidding war

The Deal & Divi is in the hands of Piper & UBS

SO ON A POSITIVE NOTE- the- POTENTIAL SPECIAL DIVI- is on the cards - RNS & on vox interview & now AGM confirmation

Divi Dilemmas for those who own stock , if no stock then unfortunately it’s the plank & no chance of a potential divi . ( naysayers & Bots included )

5p @ below - lob a Kebab through Pipers head office window

5p- 10p - buy a bag of pork scratchings & a pint & half hour with Septic Lil in the medieval jacuzzi

10p-20p - take the Mrs to Whitby for a weekend & slap up Fish n Chip supper washed down with Grog

20-30 p - Take a couple of Randy Russian sea wenches on a mud wrestling weekend with gallons of Grog

30-40p - Bring aboard a full platoon of Randy Russian sea wenches for a weeks Musket polishing for all the crew & bathed in Barrels of Grog .

( had some complaints from Septic Lil & Surrender Brenda so added this one in )
60-80p - Beautiful River cruise down the Danube, having your every desire tended too , by a full legion of naked Adonis bulging with oiled Beef & unlimited hand pumped grog from there throbbing muskets .

80p-£1 - Take the full crew of invested scallywags sailing to the Algarve to be waited on by Naked Russian wenches wearing nothing but a lick of goose fat & obviously unlimited Grog .

£1 & over - The World is your oyster & would even give the Bots a glass of Rum ( obviously after they have given the ships latrine a once over )

Piper currently licking the envelope containing the finer details & packing there budgie smugglers in the Ocelot Fur Suit cases & slipping on there Alligator skin winkle pickers .

Roll out the Finest Grog

Posted this yesterday whilst having a skirmish with the naysayers ,
1 trade & vol surge was on the money

I will take a drink at the bar if any bots are feeling generous

Tillywhiz Premium Member
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Price: 20.00
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RE: 1 million buy & a mystic Meg 1 trade27 Oct 2021 15:34
Harsh leathering for investors in last two sessions -
pure aggressive trading whilst grabbing a few kippers - in a volume surge so odds on RNS incoming in my eyes thurs/ fri
Previously noted we need a volume surge prior to incoming as the city always knows first .

Volume - 19 million
Vwap 20.22
Mia/ median trades - very active - 1 million expect a delayed kipper

Also expect some shorts closing & showing on deck as trading agenda flipped at 2.30 lows of the day .

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Caw & all

Excellent graft mate , & more shorts been shown the exit whilst the kippers get bagged
Financial groups changing direction .

Just had a full English to soak up the Grog

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*vol 22 million.
Ha ha I’ve had that much grog she’s a blur

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+13%
Vol 29 million
Kippers smoking in the shed

She’s running on JORC Fuel & propelled by a Bidding war

Noted all week the market behaviour suggested incoming with shorts closing & kippers landing
Vol surge was the giveaway after 6 weeks in tight range

Septic Lil nailed it .

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Looking Good for some Sailing Today # Bidding war

To clarify definitions of stock % rise sailing speeds

Ramming speed - continuous 5% + rapid buying rise into deep blue

Titan Speed - 10 % + continuous deep blue sailing

Herculean Speed - 20% + & nail a pair of the Mrs crackers to the mast

F@cking Ramming Speed - 25% spikes mixed with other speeds , wild yet exhilarating.

DFS - Speed - ( Dangerous f@cking speed ) - 30% + & nail anything to the mast & hold tight

SSS - Scrotum Splitting Speed - 40% + - not tested this sucker yet however sounds superb .

TOS - Take over Speed - 300% or more - These are obviously one offs on stocks unless of course we are lucky enough to get a bidding war ., this is the holy grail .

GLF - this is when we beach the Galleon on the golden sands with swag in our hands - the Finale- a seadog & Navy term when you run your ship a ground on the Beach purposely as it’s the end of the Ships life . - Massive Rums all Round on this one . ( JT - noted )

All invested not only hope for at least one of the above but actually deserve one of the above perhaps even the SSS or TOS , just for there patience & the Boll0cks many have endured on here .

Deals,divis & bidding wars all round

Roll out the finest Grog

Lb,caw & all

Sellers shifted & head for pm leg up with huge kippers slapping on deck & in the smoke house
Cheers to both of you - # I’m very confident of whopper full sale now

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Kippers landed
( well spotted caw )

28-Oct-21 11:11:55 21.27573 1,499,279 Buy* 20.50 21.50 318.98k O
28-Oct-21 11:11:50 22.0364 1,000,000 Buy* 20.50 21.50 220.36k O

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Teabreak numbers- whilst supping Rum to another positive RNS # Full sale # Bidding war

Volume 14.5 million - high vol
Vwap 22.2
Mia/ median trades- 900k - expect some delayed kippers today

Perhaps a few selling into the rise this morn however perhaps a pm leg up once sellers shifted

Noted the RNS incoming yesterday & the market behaviour highlighting kippers ,

Septic Lil was on the money & far more astute than the mouthy naysayers & bots that infested these decks in recent sessions .

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Plat,B1ll,JD,wolf.pand & all

Whatever your tipple is fine , this is a good day irrespective of what the % gain is at the end of the session ,
Noted the kippers yesterday & big boys certainly loaded up & volume good today 11.5 million already
Some may well of sold into rise this morn however you need to be holding stock when JORC or the deal lands # ii sniffing around for stock

Financial Titans will continue to trade this until next RNS

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Anyone fancy a Rum

Legal teams taking care of the asset sale , JORC expected all simmering like beautiful financial goulash with Piper holding the ladle & buyer sat at the table.

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* surprised

Apologies to much grog

Judge,Layla,marik,Ibyb & all

Absolutely the asset sale is happening, the legal teams will be shuffling papers a little longer but all the waiting will be worth it in my eyes

Time toxin has been the only negative for some investors however those that bailed yesterday in the toxic shenanigans will be paying more today

I believe when the deal lands & buyer named even the most negative investors will be supposed

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Dealer & all

Correct , however we didnt have that RNS then did we ,
All will come good in the end mate

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Titan Speed + 13%

It’s been a while since the crew manned the oars

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1rst & all

Give it a rest pal , I was correct accept it
& certainly never mentioned the board I clearly stated the city as it often knows prior to incoming .
You believe what you like ,
How about you answer you previous moniker as you have been on here before & I suspect you have an agenda .

I f not have a Rum & sell your holding you kept threatening
& I will continue doing my market shenanigans & awaiting the asset sale

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1rst & all

You were talking crap yesterday , saying my noted shorts closing & kippers landing were not correct yes they absolutely were & noted the RNS coming

Must try harder pal

RAMMING SPEED

+ 20%

Roll out the finest Grog

Where are all the naysayers & wafflers quoting ‘ this sinking to 15 hornswaggle ‘

They will likely be creeping back on deck

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