RE: Morning20 Dec 2020 15:26
Word on the street is the Boiler Room boys are having a Christmas Day shindig at Da's sleaze bucket hotel in seedy Kings Cross.
Kebab and chips followed by gypsy tart and custard.
Then a few festive tunes will be sung by way of entertainment.
Here's one for you Gangbangers to get your lips around.
To the tune of Cliffs 'Mistletoe and Wine'.
Christmas time, and we all love Syme
That's where we spend most of our time
Annoying investors, were BB molesters
Telling pork pies, to make a quick dime
Christmas time, it's so sublime
Holly & Squid ****ed on lager and lime
Ex on the brandy, gives Da a hand shandy
Golfer & doc share a beardful of slime
Christmas time, the share price did climb
Investors are cheering, singing in rhyme
Their life is sunny, cos they're in the money
Back to the bed sit and our sad life of grime
Happy Christmas Trolls from all genuine LTHs.