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Mince and Hotfinance, the dastardly duo, strike again!

https://ibb.co/wXk5Xpc

That was a '3 day drinks out of 5' rant from our Lord Mince.

The SP has dropped by just over 80% since BaldrickFinance14 started posting shyte on LSE and in LinkedIn comments.

Omg, Hottie, did you see that Phil is going to a conference in CANNES.

The only place Phil should be visiting is the Jaywick Caravan Repair Symposium until he delivers a multi trillion pound contract 😡.

Gosh!

BaldrickFinance14 can't even spell 'nonsense' properly, so not sure he can criticise anyone's intelligence.

On the plus side, due to his extra fingers and toes, he can count to 14.

McDoog, I wouldn't worry too much about what BaldrickFinance KT (King's Turnip) has to say about you, nor legal matters.

Hottie knows nothing of shipping, but is the world's leading expert on the spreading of ordure.

In fact, you could say he eats, breathes and sleeps ordure.

Ordure benefits turnips, you see 🫜. It all makes sense.

If he becomes irksome, then just say "Good sir, desist talking such incessant ordure".

Hello AKHM. To communicate with Hottie, you need to communicate at his level. Hitting yourself on the head with a brick is the easiest method.

It's that time of the year again! I am delighted to announce the winner of the RMOTY Award 2025.

Yet again, our very own Hottie14 is the runaway winner!

👏 Everyone, please clap the back of your hands together for HF14. What a big achievement!

🏆 Please view the beautiful award ceremony photo here: https://ibb.co/672Ny0PD

It's that time of the year again! I am delighted to announce the winner of the RMOTY Award 2025.

Yet again, our very own Hottie14 is the runaway winner!

👏 Everyone, please clap the back of your hands together for HF14. What a big achievement!

🏆 Please view the beautiful award ceremony photo here: https://ibb.co/672Ny0PD

Move over Dunning-Krugern effect, it's time for the Móron-Finance effect.

Wow, some insane person signed their IMC questions "SC".

Why would anyone do something so desperately attention-seeking?

You doubters have never met our Brian/Stocky.

He's 7ft tall,

gets paid 150k,

has 7-pack abs,

has 47 inch biceps,

won Mr Olympia 9 times,

is a L'Oréal hair model,

has been voted "most beautiful bald patch" 3 years in a row,

wears size 97 shoes (bigger than all the board put together),

winner of Big Edd's Humble Pie award,

came first in the 'Dorian Gray' competition 5 years in a row, and it was only running for 3 years,

Winner of Narcissus of the year gardening competition

None of us come close!

You're all just jealous!

Stocky bragging about having a footlong by the end of the year, but will likely have to suffice his usual inchlong.

Ah yes.

Yet again trying to fabricate a narrative subtly implying that the vagaries of Leandra's day-to-day movements are of some significance. Why else would someone post so voluminously, after all.

Problem is, they aren't significant at all.

Remember when he spent a year claiming that every 'unusual' manoeuvre might be evidence of the Backdoor Sneaky LONO (BS-LONO) or BS-POC, or a test run of refueling, etc.

Until the company announces something, it's 100% bunk and 0% bunkering. Remember that well next time he starts the slow campaign imperceptibly building up tension.

Hottie might be thicker than month-old pig plop, but I don't think he's a shorter.

He knows more than a lawyer about the law, after all.

Hottie14: Fancy a game of tennis milord?

https://ibb.co/8G93yQS

Your clogged-up ears are making you shout. Have you tried olive oil?

Maybe we could do a whip-around to get Hottie an ear cleaning done? His lug holes must be all waxed up.

I'm very excitified to share the latest marine vessel to join Captain StockCheque's very special MSAR POC.

She was making some very strange manure-vers that indicate this special new vessel is using MSAR.

CAN'T BE CERTAIN, OF COURSE

Here's some photomographical analysis (in my not-so-humble opinion only, dyor, gla). There are rumours that this is Captain Stocky's own vessel.

https://ibb.co/mFB1dXjf

Gosh, you are so right StockCheque! https://imgtr.ee/image/alan-stockridge.DpuM

Nobody knows the markets quite like Max Stockspace

https://pasteboard.co/1CqbdcYq6Tny.jpg