Member Info for SloppiThighnance

Unfortunately £12/hr burger flippers like our Hottie won't get the job done.

I relish the day we get ourselves out of this pickle.

So, fingers crossed for a supersize deal coming soon.

Hottie, dearie, do you have turnips in your ears again?

They just gave an update on the yacht at the AGM.

46G is a very special and important boy, and wants us all to know it. He loves it when we beg for scraps of information as that acknowledges his very special access.

46GStrings will be the next FIFA Peace Prize recipient 🙏. That's the ultimate prize for very special boys.

Better a Sloppi name than a Sloppi argument 😎.

"doesn’t lack inspiration, it lacks results, no matter how much your sycophantic slaver"

Summon Nursie at once! Nay, we need an exorcist... This one is speaking in tongues. Or maybe he got a thesaurus for Christmas.

Linda has nothing to report publicly to you because her job isn't to report things to you. Doesn't mean a lack of results... Because she isn't reporting to you!

Linda's job isn't to entertain needy shareholders. It's to work with shipping companies. That wouldn't be visible to you, so your assessment is meaningless.

"Very poor that Linda did not complete this in 2025."

Only 4 days into the new year for our Hottie's first stupid comment. Is that a new record?

Thanks, I got 14 bottles of Ginabo Turnip Gin 🫜. Merry Christmas 🎁⛄!

Can we all share our hopes for 2026?

My hope for 2026 is that the team will work out how to turn Turnips into bioMSAR.

Hottie can be the official 'bioMSAR Turnip' ambassador and chief salesmidget xox.

The only material fact is that Emperor Hottie has no clothes

Uh uh, I think our Hottie might have a humiliation fetish.

"has been in existance for almost 1/4 centuary, screwed their shareholders, awared themselves fat salaries and pesnions, and most importantly DELVEIRED NOTHING"

Stop talking about your mother like that!

> It just proves how utterly daft some of the posters are on here.

"womga"

"Janauary"

"sammigrail"

"agremenst"

"ecpected"

"ittink"

"charachter"

I'm not sure people who live in greenhouses should be throwing Turnips 🫜, Hottie xoc

Hottie, have you considered offering your Jaywick pedalo as an alternative to the Focus Motor Yacht?

How many donkeypower is Hottie when he's pedalling?

I guess 3 donkeypower at least xoxo.

Sammagmil... What are your thoughts on Hottie's very tiny turnip brain? Is his conditional turnipnal?

Our Hottie isn't very good at understanding how time works.

Our Hottie has very limited reading comprehension abilities, but a hyperactive imagination.

Very strange that Quadrise's most intelligent shareholder can't type "Quadrise Maersk Bogor" into Google

Hear Ye, plebians of LSE, Lord Vince would like it known that free speech dictates that He can say whatever he wishes, all day, every day (including insults directed at lowly types).

But, if a plebian doth dare to respond, he shall be blameworthy and accused of impeding Lord Vince's free speech.

Lord Vince has the right to much freer speech than the common LSE peasant.

That is all!

Hottie, tending to Lord Mince's balls is your area of specialism.