Geordie Joke18 Feb 2022 19:51
Woman, do you drink beer?
Guy, yes.
Woman, how many a day?
Guy, 3
Woman, how much do you pay?
Guy, $5 including tip.
Woman, how long have you been drinking?
Guy, about 20 years.
Woman, that's $450 per month $4500 per year & $108000
Guy sounds about right.
Woman, if you had saved that for 20years, with interest, you could have bought a plane!
Guy, do you drink beer?
Woman, no.
Guy, where's ya f@#king plane?