Just for Boogles & Mattttttp23 Feb 2014 12:04
We're going to be wealthy very soon and as we plan ahead to Miami, it's worth sharing a story about new money.
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A Gypsy man makes a lot of money on a deal one day and decides to change his son's future.
So on Monday morning, he tells his son to get ready. " You, my son, will have everything I've never had.
A house without wheels, a Transit with tax and mot and maybe a wife that doesn't do strange dances at the age of 12 with day glow lingerie on "
"Brilliant dad but what do I need to do?" asks his son.
Dad: Well you need what they call an education. We're off to school today(but this time, we don't target the ipads!!
So dad drop his son off and picks him up at 3.15pm.
"What did you do at school son?"
Son: Well dad, we did maths and I came top..why is that?
Dad: it's in our blood son, we're intelligent people.
On day 2..same thing. drop off and pick up.
Dad: How did you do?
Son: I came top in English..letters together to make words. I came top again Dad!
Dad: ah, it's in out blood son.
So the the 3rd day..drop off and a pick up.
Dad: how did you do?
Son: well we played games..football, cricket and then rugby.
Dad: so how did you do?
Son: well I did well but noticed that in the showers, I was the most gifted.
Dad: Ah
Son: Is it because it's in our blood?
Dad: Naah son, it's because you're 23 years old !!