RE: Redcain and Robs. Where are you4 Apr 2025 15:45
Ah, the Oracle of Wimbledon strikes again, prophesying doom and gloom with all the certainty of a weather forecaster predicting a snowstorm in the middle of July! Let’s dissect this "wisdom," shall we?
Firstly, the claim that failure of merger talks, buybacks exhausted, and an ex-divi date will send ITV back to the '60s. Well, if we're talking about the 1960s, I guess ITV would be back to its roots, pre-Downton Abbey days, still showing reruns of Coronation Street and The Avengers.
And as for the Oracle’s take on global tariffs and economic slowdowns -let’s be honest, if every market dip predicted a 55p stock price, we’d all be buying stocks with Monopoly money by now. Sure, global uncertainty affects everyone, but ITV has weathered a few storms before. Maybe the Oracle forgot to check the future for a bit of love thy TV network?
Also, a special shoutout to the self named'Oracle' title - sounds impressive, right? I mean, if I had the chance to predict the future with as much certainty as this, I’d be charging for my advice too. But here’s the thing: when your crystal ball is mostly fogged up, it’s hard to call it accurate forecasting, let alone prophetic. More of a moaning Minnie day after day.
As for 55p being more likely than £1, I’ll just say this: I’m not sure whether to be more concerned about ITV’s stock price or the Oracle’s sanity in calling the wrong shot.
I hope Tom Omally and Constipation123 topped up on the gift of Trump's incompetence. Gift horses like today don't come around too often.