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Who are you TFE, his girlfriend ? Another Jacob Rees Mogg on this board is all we need. You, Gate13Boy and LTI need watering twice a week.

Really dont get it do you Gate13Boy ?

Who says the banks are doing good business ? You sound like LTI, our resident wealth prevention officer...

My Lord, The right Honourable Perpendicular is indulging in sarcasm, might we suggest he partakes in a chocolate digestive and warm milk ?
''How does it end if.... '' A race to the top never ends well Perpendicular, sooner or later the money runs out.

Gateboy13 I would indeed like to list your embarrassing problems, not least because I don't like to see a grown man reduced to a quivering wreck. Unfortunately LSE are beating me to it and keep deleting your posts before I have chance to list them...…
Make sure you wear a bib with that vino.

Gate13Boy, you are embarrassing yourself, and not for the first time I might add. The perpendicular one has stated in a previous missive that he would not sell below a pound. Now of course he is entitled to change his mind after all his master, Bumbling Boris, does it all the time, even to the extent that he sometimes tells the truth.But given that at every turn he likes to challenge the rhetoric of others I only thought it civil, to bring his latest perambulation to the attention of others. Still you are a game sort and on that basis I will give you a C+ for effort.

Tell me, what is it about the element of control you are hoping to exact ? Foreign powers, bureaucrats, taking back control. I doubt if you are able to control your bowel movements most of the time.
Almost eight thousand posts and our country is still in a state of paralysis. What are you playing at ? In all honesty I expected better from a man of your advanced years.

Dear Richard36 etc, our we to believe that Romans and their uncontrolled immigration are responsible for our roads ? Perhaps they brought the potholes with them. Before the Poles, were there not shortages, blackouts, budget cuts ? Did the Indian subcontinent close down the NHS with their numbers. The last time I went into hospital most of the wonderful doctors, nurses, porters and cleaners were from that part of the world. Perhaps Oscar Wilde and the Irish lot are to blame.
I know what, why don't we just blame Ghandi.

Love you long time investor - what time is your appointment ?

Dear John, that all depends on what the tea leaves have to say on the matter.

Dear John
house prices have been 20% overpriced ever since they were built, and will continue to be 20% overpriced long after you've taken up residence at HMP, or the afterlife, which ever comes first.

jl5006 - ''destroyed democracy''
''ashes dispersed elsewhere''
''not allowed to rest in peace in this country''

I suggest you read the label old boy - medicinal purposes only.

Jimbo1122 if as you say the 'Markist Corbyn' is going to make you a 'little bit richer' am I and millions of others that, as you know, frequent this board on a regular basis, to believe that you are a man of principle. In short should Corbyn make you a few bob tomorrow, will you be relinquishing your new found wealth on a matter of principle ? Or do your political leanings stretch only as far as your wallet will allow ?

LTI, I didn't know that was you riding the black horse. I thought it was Mr Pickwick.

I am happy that you are indeed enjoying yourself in any way you seem able, but others less charitable than myself may wish to report you to the RSPCA.

Thanks in advance.

Dear good to go, that is what the Sage of Southend, our very own SUFCESSEX has been telling us....you aren't him are you ? He sees everything, only what he forgot to tell us is that we would also see 49p. I do not know why he didn't see that, but he tells us that 80p is coming too, sometime after his friend £1 has been and gone.
I do not think that eighty five feet is tall enough, and of course it would be rude to ask the Sage himself, but I for one believe in him, and I will not jump unless proved otherwise.

Dear SUFCESSEX you will be glad to know I have found a bed for the night, after convincing some unsuspecting soul that I am soon to become rich when my friend SUFCESSEX latest missive comes true. Give me something to hang onto man, and preferably something without a noose on it. £1 you now say, here we go again. Are you joking or are you serious this time ? Should I sell the cardboard box and buy some more Lloyds.

On the subject of AHO, is this the man that got it so wrong on PPI ? Yes yes yes I know we all wheel out that one when it suits us, but the fact is he got that one spectacularly wrong - perhaps on purpose.

If AHO assures that we are doing ok as you put it, I for one will not sleep very well for the foreseeable future. And that has nothing to do with the busty landlady who insists on duffing up my pillows at three in the morning.

''Heading back into the 60's this week''

Knowing you to be The Sage of Southend I sold everything I had and placed it all on Lloyds. Now I don't wish to alarm you, but this cardboard box and a can of guinness along with the tranquilisers is all i possess. Personally I don't touch the spice, or at least I haven't since you told me that the roaring sixties are coming back on Friday at the latest.
I know you tend to go missing in action when your predictions don't quite hit the target, but you might like to try a different barn door.

And pray LTI how do we get rid of twenty million assuming we are in your own words not going to ''eliminate'' them ? Throwing a few EU nationals into the River Thames might temper your insatiable appetite for 1949 but I am sure you are not serious ( you're not are you ? )

Most of our immigration is from outside the EU. If you want to reduce immigration, perhaps you should address your laser like focus in that direction going forward instead of looking back at what you cannot change.

I am sure you make some very good points LTI, but I haven't got two weeks to look for them because I am holidaying in Brighouse. That said you might be correct about a modicum of restraint in respect of numbers. But my question is this, what would you have the UK population in terms of numbers ?

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Ebeneezer LTI Scrooge is here to help reduce the surplus population, and increase our wages in the process. It's that or the poor house for those of us a drain on the sewage works.

Let's see how long you last in A & E if, God forbid you need a serious operation on your ego. ''Not sure Jursay Dudek is available Mr LTI, he's gone back to Warsaw. Still you've had a good life.''

Can you tell us tiny Tim types what you think the population of the UK should be so that I might write to my local MP and tell him. Perhaps in return you can buy us all a turkey, the one still hanging in the window, yet to be sold because the Polish butcher has gone back to Krakow.

I'd give another example, but I only know those two Polish cities.......