Bird watching9 May 2024 12:22
An ornithologist writes:
The Colinbird is a curious species. Known vulgarly as the Lesser Baldheaded Chiseller, it was thought to have originated frrom the North of England, but has since migrated to the more luxurious resorts around the Gulf states; a habitat much more to its liking, and where it has flourished. Noted for its sudden outbursts of incoherent song of which few can make any sense, it then becomes totally silent for months on end. In the past it had repeatedly made a distinctive noise, roughly sounding like "CooCooCooofmycareer" but now seems to have abandoned the cry. It occasionally performs its song for an ever-shrinking band of admirers, who agree that the experience is "most encouraging" adding "Good old Colinbird". Others however disagree completely and feel that the song has become tiresomely monotonous.
Although expected to be seen at certain times, it is often late and sometimes fails to appear at all.
At this time, the Colinbird has produced no issue whatsoever.