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You are most welcome JonesRichard. I am hoping so.

I'm sure you can get AZ to pay for the entertainment.

and that is not a if it's supposed to be a is. I'm multitasking.

Sir, yours if the funniest post on the whole of LSE. I refuse for it not to get the acclaim it deserves. If I was not a poor Investor, I would offer to reward you. The very least I am able to do is cut and paste it so people can appreciate it one more time.
Post by JonesRichard.
Hi Peace, Congratulations on your new addition to the SYME family. I write to you with regards to how preparations are going for the £1 party/gathering? will you be coalescing a committee to assist with the finer points of this epic gathering? if so I would like to put myself forward to be considered.

Most importantly, will the hookers and coke already be present upon arrival or will we be expected to bring our own?

With regards to the buffet, you will need to make sure that you cater for our vegetarian and vegan attendees, or "attention seekers" as I believe they are also known.

Is it too early to get in my requests for, what I understand the younger generation refer to as, "the DJ" I would like to hear 'Money, Money, Money by Abba followed by Travie McCoy: Billionaire ft. Bruno Mars.

That's all I can think of for now, will let you know if anything else comes to me of course, will need to start preparing soon, I understand that December 2021 sounds a long way off but it soon comes round doesn't it!

(Declaimer for deramp crew members, trolls, bashers: The above is clearly written with the tongue firmly rooted in the cheek, if you do not understand this then you need to be sterilised for the good of the future of this county and mankind)

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That good news, should be real soon hopefully.

clairesmith, perfectly put. The fintech companies know the future is theirs.

jonesrichard, the funnies post on BB.

extrader, that's why I used cows as an example. i could of just as easy used the pilot electronics firm but cows should of been easier to understand. As Cyprus Biker puts it "they have an agenda ".

Thank You peace123.

Cows, cars, cloth, steal, wheat, electronics, all the same. Its Inventory.

Cyprus Biker, you just can't lol.

MaxHSpringer, This is the problem with people like you. The example I gave SYME has already done this in Italy. I gave a genuine example because I knew ignoramus people are going to say what you said.

Thank you Cyprus Biker, And just to add SYME will apply Technology to do what I explained flawlessly.

I will also try to explain in layman's terms,
to start with you have take these points into consideration:
1. SYME is only available for larger businesses with inventory on their books in excess of £5m.
2. SYME does not deal with business that are struggling.
3. SYME Physically inspects your inventory. (So you can't lie about stock you hold) plus they look at all the risks to do with your inventory. (like depreciation, damage. insurance policy, warehouse, etc).
Now lets say a farmer has a 100 thousand cows, he needed to free up some of his inventory (cows) to raise capital (for more cows). If he went to the bank, say the cows are worth 50 million pounds the bank will only lend him 20 percent of that. And it would affect the farmers credit rating.
Now this farmer has the option to go to SYME who then owns the inventory (cows), although it never physically leaves the farm. The manufacturer can slowly buy the stock (cows) back at cost plus VAT and Supply@ME’s fee of between 6 per cent and 8 per cent.
So the farmer manages to raise 50 million pounds to buy or breed more cows. And Syme controls a Inventory with big demand and very little risk.
I hope this makes sense.
PoorInvester

Yes same here Exo15, Can't wait.

Yes Syme share rose to 1.90 then fell back down to 0.47.

Sillies, And you contribution is?

good quick read.

https://www.sharebuyers.co.uk/shares/syme-reveals-key-reason-why-captive-bank-needed/

lefthandedgolfer, lol :)

it's the big investors manipulating sp, so they can buy cheap, for the big RNS.