`JAMES2 Apr 2009 23:48
Today they are running about like Action Men and Rambo's. I was collar and tie....checky bunnet, and dead easy to spot. Enjoyed a blether......favourite pitch was Caslemilk.....heart and soul of Glasgow. Went to door....knocked it (frosted glass panel in door) Bare bottied child walks along hallway and spots the jaggy bunnet through the glass. Doesnt open the door, but shouts to mither.....Maw.....its the Polis. Well open the effin door ( still dont know where this place Effin is......must be as popular as Benidorm, cause everybody in Glasgow seemed to know about it )......and see whit they want.
Door opens, child looks at my smiling visage and shouts to dear mother.....Its no the Polis....Its Charlie........could get a cup of tea anywhere in Castlemilk ( and sometimes on Giro day, a chocky biscuit)