Roundtable Discussion; The Future of Mineral Sands. Watch the video here.
'Dad why is my sister named Teresa?'
'Because your mum loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter''
'Thanks Dad'
'No problem Alan'
to get some money back.
Two Irishmen were driving home one night when one asked the other to check if the car's indicators are working. He promptly sticks his head out the window and says: "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."
As the Christmas spirit will be flowing over the festivities I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice claret. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.
Who was England's first chiropodist? William the Corncurer
Every day,a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine. He stops,inhales quite deeply and says that her hair smells very nice. After a week of this,the woman can�t stand it anymore. She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources and ask to file a sexual harassment grievance against the guy. The supervisor is puzzled and asks:�What�s threatening about a co-worker telling you that your hair smells nice?� �It�s Frank the midget.
riddance.
Seriously thinking of selling up..no more fun😕
a fecking change.
Two peanuts walk into a bar,one was a salted.
Took the shell off my racing snail this weekend ... Thought it might speed him up... If anything, it made him more sluggish.
There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France. De-Brie everywhere...
https://www.fda.gov/AdvisoryCommittees/Calendar/ucm562297.htm
Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. They decided to have fun with the man. One of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a girly-man." "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that," said the Irishman. Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a girly-man, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off ... watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite!" "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!" The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off ... just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!" "Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."
Tornoz...don't blame you,patience running thin with a lot of investors.
Paddy met Mick in the street and said, "Paddy, will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife in future?" "Why?" Paddy asked. "Because," said Mick, "all the street was laughing when they saw you making love yesterday." Mick said, "Silly buggers, the laugh is on them. I wasn't home yesterday."
No problem trading with Halifax...
No problem trading with Halifax...
My wife bet me £100 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti..... You should have see the look on her face as I drove pasta.